As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4377. | Jerry (jzhu97) | 100.07 | 94% | 2017-04-10 |
4378. | Peter (meffisto420) | 100.07 | 98% | 2019-05-20 |
4379. | Carpal Tunnel (tr0yax) | 100.06 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
4380. | cho (tp_yh) | 100.05 | 98% | 2020-05-27 |
4381. | Carter (therealwhiterice) | 100.05 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
4382. | Carter (calgaryracer) | 100.05 | 98% | 2017-04-06 |
4383. | na (nanaracer) | 100.04 | 99% | 2023-06-26 |
4384. | Sophia (bengaysexlove) | 100.04 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
4385. | justy (justy92) | 100.03 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
4386. | Chris (slow_but_furious) | 100.03 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
4387. | shiro (shirothing) | 100.03 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
4388. | 🎃 (igorslow) | 100.03 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
4389. | Vervesz (vervesz) | 100.03 | 93% | 2016-05-14 |
4390. | James (jamesof92) | 100.03 | 98% | 2015-12-26 |
4391. | Rædwulf (raedwulfr) | 100.02 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
4392. | Sardar Taha (dice111) | 100.02 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
4393. | Tom (gazi243) | 100.01 | 96% | 2024-05-02 |
4394. | Raphael (purified_salt) | 100.00 | 99.1% | 2024-03-18 |
4395. | kalski (kalski) | 100.00 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
4396. | Tom (tomlost75) | 100.00 | 100% | 2018-07-21 |
4397. | Abimael (insane2ko) | 100.00 | 98% | 2015-11-30 |
4398. | Ted (macfan) | 99.99 | 99% | 2020-08-13 |
4399. | watchdominion.com (leegunner) | 99.99 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
4400. | pogo (pogotf) | 99.99 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
4401. | moltenzephyr (moltenzephyr) | 99.99 | 96% | 2016-04-05 |
4402. | Tibi (mt85) | 99.98 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
4403. | dudu (dudu1061) | 99.98 | 96% | 2019-03-15 |
4404. | XzXc (xzxc4444) | 99.97 | 98.8% | 2024-05-16 |
4405. | Ryo (ashida4) | 99.96 | 99% | 2021-08-24 |
4406. | Sejleren (jzderulo) | 99.94 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |