The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22287. | Blackrider (gvim) | 70.44 | 99% | 2012-03-17 |
| 22288. | MO (mohady22) | 70.43 | 96.9% | 2025-03-31 |
| 22289. | Lunaea (lunaea) | 70.43 | 99% | 2024-05-17 |
| 22290. | spom2323 (spom2323) | 70.43 | 97% | 2024-10-07 |
| 22291. | Brad (bradlaaay) | 70.43 | 97% | 2024-02-12 |
| 22292. | Ubadineke (ubadineke) | 70.43 | 95.6% | 2025-02-19 |
| 22293. | Anthony (tonymontaro) | 70.43 | 98% | 2024-09-04 |
| 22294. | crazy (flappybirb) | 70.43 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 22295. | Not_Stable (not_stable) | 70.43 | 95% | 2021-10-31 |
| 22296. | Aram (arejmm7) | 70.43 | 95% | 2016-08-15 |
| 22297. | son (son1708) | 70.42 | 97% | 2024-09-10 |
| 22298. | Lloyd Briggs (keelzpdx) | 70.42 | 98% | 2024-05-24 |
| 22299. | haytch (haytch) | 70.42 | 95% | 2023-06-17 |
| 22300. | xenon (xenon4012) | 70.42 | 96% | 2023-06-24 |
| 22301. | Roos (vasvaroos) | 70.42 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
| 22302. | Rishat (bojack) | 70.42 | 97% | 2015-10-27 |
| 22303. | Gabriel (gaw8y4) | 70.41 | 94% | 2016-11-11 |
| 22304. | Doug (pontiacbandit) | 70.41 | 99% | 2021-06-03 |
| 22305. | DK (dkagustin) | 70.41 | 96% | 2014-11-26 |
| 22306. | Amy (bluebluespirit) | 70.41 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 22307. | Quan (b3cta3) | 70.41 | 98% | 2012-10-25 |
| 22308. | Lethure (cocacolak222) | 70.40 | 97% | 2025-04-10 |
| 22309. | Pukyn (pukyn) | 70.40 | 97% | 2024-02-13 |
| 22310. | Kimberly Anne (olivakimberly) | 70.40 | 99% | 2024-07-10 |
| 22311. | Darren (darrencst) | 70.40 | 90% | 2013-04-12 |
| 22312. | Pekka (fereal) | 70.40 | 97% | 2022-06-12 |
| 22313. | Foxy (nam_nai) | 70.40 | 98% | 2022-05-28 |
| 22314. | Jeferson Beliber (jbyungz) | 70.39 | 96% | 2024-10-07 |
| 22315. | Mr.Buttons (_tanuuuu) | 70.39 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 22316. | bstone13 (bstone13) | 70.39 | 91% | 2015-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |