I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34068. | D (dsehra) | 45.35 | 97% | 2012-01-10 |
| 34069. | Cassette (cassette18) | 45.34 | 94% | 2023-09-15 |
| 34070. | nadeem (nadeemgujjar) | 45.34 | 95% | 2021-07-07 |
| 34071. | Mel (_melanie) | 45.34 | 89% | 2011-12-06 |
| 34072. | ngo (blackapple) | 45.34 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 34073. | Paul (paulbish) | 45.34 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 34074. | tu (turobin) | 45.33 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 34075. | Jackie (jackie8848) | 45.33 | 92% | 2013-05-04 |
| 34076. | overlast (overlast) | 45.33 | 92% | 2013-01-20 |
| 34077. | Ajay (ajy11) | 45.33 | 90% | 2013-03-26 |
| 34078. | Anne (princess_lichen) | 45.32 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
| 34079. | Ron (ronsar) | 45.32 | 95% | 2019-10-08 |
| 34080. | Karim (karim_kertel) | 45.32 | 95% | 2022-11-11 |
| 34081. | Jeffrey (jeffrey7212) | 45.32 | 92% | 2018-05-24 |
| 34082. | Kavi (prince_kavi_143) | 45.32 | 93% | 2017-08-30 |
| 34083. | Michael (michaelanindita) | 45.32 | 88% | 2016-08-13 |
| 34084. | Gautam (gautamjunwall) | 45.31 | 96% | 2021-06-04 |
| 34085. | Vojtěch (vojtdaa_fast) | 45.31 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 34086. | Solaire (s0laire) | 45.31 | 96% | 2021-02-18 |
| 34087. | Mark Hensen (kayumangi) | 45.31 | 96% | 2013-07-28 |
| 34088. | A (viking_) | 45.31 | 98% | 2017-07-07 |
| 34089. | Al88 (al88) | 45.31 | — | 2010-12-08 |
| 34090. | Frank (ieatyourrice) | 45.30 | 93% | 2018-03-06 |
| 34091. | CommanderJiJi (jeromealmogu... | 45.30 | 91% | 2021-07-13 |
| 34092. | josh (joshanderson96) | 45.30 | 93% | 2019-10-27 |
| 34093. | Kyu Ri (oneday_2am) | 45.30 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 34094. | Mani (mani45) | 45.30 | 92% | 2014-01-09 |
| 34095. | Darryle (dmarble1) | 45.30 | 96% | 2015-06-04 |
| 34096. | Joda (fruitsnakuh) | 45.29 | 95% | 2021-05-03 |
| 34097. | Twój (joebidenmama) | 45.29 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |