As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18275. | mugu (mugumugu) | 65.19 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
18276. | Shawkat (spulok) | 65.19 | 98% | 2016-10-17 |
18277. | Darrick (xkj888418) | 65.19 | 89% | 2015-10-04 |
18278. | harez (theharez) | 65.18 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
18279. | Kanat (ergeshmametuulukanat) | 65.18 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
18280. | J (glizzydevourer) | 65.18 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
18281. | Kieran (godquack) | 65.18 | 95% | 2022-01-16 |
18282. | Rachana (rachanav) | 65.17 | 95% | 2022-03-18 |
18283. | Min Htin (minhtinmaung) | 65.17 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
18284. | Ioannis (ipaio) | 65.17 | 98% | 2019-06-10 |
18285. | Abhinav (abhinavumangsingh189) | 65.16 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
18286. | Thomas (larryluciano) | 65.16 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
18287. | L (lvsf3) | 65.16 | 97% | 2023-02-12 |
18288. | Brigitte (brigittesniper) | 65.16 | 93% | 2016-01-21 |
18289. | rryann (rrrrryannnnnn) | 65.15 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
18290. | isam (sammyinsane) | 65.15 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
18291. | utsab (utsab987) | 65.14 | 96% | 2021-12-29 |
18292. | Alb (alb_themighty) | 65.14 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
18293. | التونسي (gauss007) | 65.14 | 93% | 2015-06-30 |
18294. | Charles (cwayne) | 65.13 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
18295. | Darmato (darmato) | 65.13 | 96% | 2022-10-23 |
18296. | Jim (jimsant) | 65.13 | 96% | 2016-06-07 |
18297. | Somil (ferm) | 65.13 | 96% | 2017-05-02 |
18298. | おにぎり🍙 (migclosa) | 65.12 | 95% | 2017-07-11 |
18299. | Blue (zorqec) | 65.12 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
18300. | K1erz (k13rz) | 65.12 | 95% | 2023-05-26 |
18301. | Alex (alexxxkachow) | 65.12 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
18302. | Jayden (jayballr) | 65.11 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
18303. | yoxu (yoxu) | 65.11 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
18304. | Wins (akatsukimystic) | 65.11 | 96% | 2016-02-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |