Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4904. | Locomotion22 (locomotion22) | 43.53 | 93% | 2019-12-11 |
| 4905. | taki chan (taki_3) | 43.46 | 94% | 2019-04-06 |
| 4906. | ig - @24FrameFilms (oscar30... | 43.43 | 92% | 2018-06-02 |
| 4907. | Mahedi (12362) | 43.41 | 93% | 2019-01-31 |
| 4908. | Martin (martin12249) | 43.39 | 95% | 2018-08-28 |
| 4909. | Loc (loc_phan) | 43.34 | 95% | 2021-07-25 |
| 4910. | Trace (trace123) | 43.30 | 94% | 2018-04-20 |
| 4911. | twentypeak (twentypeak) | 43.23 | 95% | 2017-12-31 |
| 4912. | Trisha (trishaleirer) | 43.20 | 96% | 2018-09-17 |
| 4913. | Ritwik (rrc_22) | 43.17 | 96% | 2017-11-23 |
| 4914. | Alpha (sven_alpha) | 43.14 | 94% | 2019-09-09 |
| 4915. | yen (yennn) | 43.12 | 95% | 2021-08-16 |
| 4916. | Roshan (rosu) | 43.11 | 94% | 2021-07-21 |
| 4917. | Sam (sampatrickds) | 42.96 | 95% | 2019-08-16 |
| 4918. | Aaryan sharma (aaryan21) | 42.96 | 95% | 2021-08-08 |
| 4919. | Jia (jia_desai) | 42.95 | 97% | 2020-03-05 |
| 4920. | kelm (kelm) | 42.91 | 96% | 2017-09-05 |
| 4921. | Gaurav (gauravdeep) | 42.91 | 93% | 2019-03-27 |
| 4922. | pit-a-pet (dragoness_lily) | 42.88 | 96% | 2018-03-30 |
| 4923. | Arif (arif224) | 42.86 | 95% | 2018-08-12 |
| 4924. | Michael (ozquez) | 42.86 | 96% | 2018-10-22 |
| 4925. | Pradhumn (darkinferno) | 42.82 | 94% | 2021-08-19 |
| 4926. | Yulany (yulany7) | 42.80 | 96% | 2018-03-23 |
| 4927. | Akshay (akshaykoats) | 42.76 | 96% | 2018-09-18 |
| 4928. | Abdul (snail89) | 42.74 | 96% | 2018-12-24 |
| 4929. | Miljan (miljan06) | 42.74 | 96% | 2021-07-20 |
| 4930. | Rene (frostbittntoe) | 42.72 | 94% | 2019-05-02 |
| 4931. | Inês (citrino) | 42.70 | 96% | 2019-12-15 |
| 4932. | Florian (darager_) | 42.65 | 93% | 2018-06-29 |
| 4933. | Wakwithu_LKamanga (wakwithu) | 42.63 | 95% | 2018-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |