Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5009. | cyokid (cyoikd) | 54.41 | 95% | 2020-08-25 |
| 5010. | VJ (vj65) | 54.39 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
| 5011. | atul (jsrvh) | 54.35 | 97% | 2019-11-08 |
| 5012. | Viacheslav (krevetko) | 54.34 | 94% | 2019-11-01 |
| 5013. | albajili (jilliam) | 54.34 | 95% | 2017-09-16 |
| 5014. | sunil (suniya4600) | 54.33 | 96% | 2018-12-20 |
| 5015. | samuel (blackhawk1928) | 54.32 | 93% | 2018-05-07 |
| 5016. | Anthimos (anthimoskal21) | 54.28 | 94% | 2021-08-05 |
| 5017. | shanky (shankyk) | 54.28 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 5018. | (singalong_monkey) | 54.27 | 94% | 2020-12-08 |
| 5019. | Lonzo (lonzoball) | 54.27 | 94% | 2018-12-03 |
| 5020. | Hajar (hajar424) | 54.25 | 96% | 2019-01-04 |
| 5021. | Shahrukh (shahrukh73) | 54.24 | 97% | 2019-05-25 |
| 5022. | Dan (cantdecidedan) | 54.24 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 5023. | Munu (mrlittleone) | 54.24 | 94% | 2018-07-06 |
| 5024. | Frode (fr0so) | 54.23 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 5025. | Ahmad (farisnotfafis) | 54.20 | 97% | 2019-08-15 |
| 5026. | Bootstrap (gaurav021992) | 54.20 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 5027. | Thinh (superthor1999) | 54.20 | 93% | 2020-02-17 |
| 5028. | Janis (janisl1993) | 54.18 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 5029. | Joey (joetonypolagi) | 54.18 | 95% | 2018-05-22 |
| 5030. | Lachlan (lachlanmurray_) | 54.17 | 92% | 2018-06-17 |
| 5031. | Alex (w0lfgod) | 54.15 | 95% | 2018-08-04 |
| 5032. | Abdzag (abdzag) | 54.15 | 94% | 2021-08-13 |
| 5033. | Choon (mr_krab) | 54.15 | 95% | 2020-08-23 |
| 5034. | Johanesic (johanesic) | 54.14 | 95% | 2020-10-19 |
| 5035. | pelfra_colemak (pelfra_cole... | 54.14 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 5036. | angry (angryfingers) | 54.13 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 5037. | Ziyan (humani) | 54.13 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
| 5038. | Cassandra (crimsonoblivion) | 54.10 | 94% | 2017-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |