Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4493. | John (juan_b0ss) | 64.71 | 95% | 2020-03-28 |
| 4494. | . (hanthedude) | 64.71 | 94% | 2019-08-29 |
| 4495. | Vanessa (abetterplace) | 64.70 | 97% | 2018-05-20 |
| 4496. | Erick (smittywerben) | 64.69 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 4497. | KingSabo (kingsabo) | 64.68 | 96% | 2018-07-01 |
| 4498. | LARRY (larrydavidcurb) | 64.67 | 98% | 2020-05-11 |
| 4499. | DelBoski (delbboski) | 64.67 | 95% | 2018-01-22 |
| 4500. | 🎃 (igorslow) | 64.65 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 4501. | Maxx (maxx_1) | 64.63 | 97% | 2017-07-04 |
| 4502. | Lizard (ebond) | 64.60 | 95% | 2018-12-15 |
| 4503. | Arief (ilikfunky7) | 64.59 | 94% | 2020-04-22 |
| 4504. | Dustin (dusitnj) | 64.58 | 96% | 2018-01-12 |
| 4505. | Rohan (ashavijaysukne) | 64.58 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 4506. | Jerry (itzjerry02) | 64.58 | 96% | 2017-10-17 |
| 4507. | Wachira (chiramonk) | 64.58 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 4508. | James (demfeels) | 64.57 | 95% | 2018-02-13 |
| 4509. | GV (gaurav.lakra@gmail.com) | 64.55 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| 4510. | jilstrom (jilstrom) | 64.54 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 4511. | Jeggett (jeggett) | 64.54 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 4512. | Amrut (nanibot) | 64.54 | 95% | 2017-08-12 |
| 4513. | Adam (adamanz) | 64.51 | 97% | 2018-02-22 |
| 4514. | Sam (certifieddoc) | 64.50 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
| 4515. | anil (anilkr1495) | 64.50 | 95% | 2018-01-15 |
| 4516. | Paul (paukars) | 64.49 | 96% | 2020-04-30 |
| 4517. | ResidentSleeper (riggedorama) | 64.48 | 95% | 2019-11-16 |
| 4518. | Dust (l4sts0ul) | 64.48 | 97% | 2017-07-23 |
| 4519. | LaBron (labron2310) | 64.45 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 4520. | David (davidrecinos41) | 64.45 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 4521. | stinkass (smitopot) | 64.45 | 95% | 2019-04-02 |
| 4522. | Jeritens (jensrichter) | 64.45 | 96% | 2017-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |