I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1810. | ccc (friz27) | 121.08 | 98.7% | 2024-10-23 |
| 1811. | Hovari (hovari) | 121.07 | 98.7% | 2023-12-27 |
| 1812. | Austin (austin_biceps) | 121.02 | 99% | 2025-01-30 |
| 1813. | Steve (haxmatix) | 121.02 | 99% | 2019-09-10 |
| 1814. | Zi (zdry) | 121.00 | 98% | 2019-10-08 |
| 1815. | (nonquit44) | 121.00 | 97% | 2020-12-24 |
| 1816. | Mike (usmcrotmg) | 121.00 | 98% | 2017-09-18 |
| 1817. | Kevin (kevgod48) | 120.99 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 1818. | TheBossOfTheBoss (thebossof... | 120.99 | 99% | 2025-06-16 |
| 1819. | 💉 (milan_) | 120.98 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 1820. | David (davidjohnston20) | 120.98 | 99% | 2024-06-01 |
| 1821. | manurmad (manurmad2) | 120.97 | 97% | 2020-12-27 |
| 1822. | Shroomer (zergkiller) | 120.97 | 98.1% | 2024-08-29 |
| 1823. | (dispidi) | 120.96 | 96% | 2022-01-20 |
| 1824. | vroom💤 (noprop) | 120.96 | 97% | 2020-12-22 |
| 1825. | Robert (rwschuster) | 120.95 | 100% | 2020-02-20 |
| 1826. | ∞ (gatewaydrug) | 120.92 | 100% | 2021-08-07 |
| 1827. | laura (nraa) | 120.91 | 99% | 2021-01-04 |
| 1828. | Vincent (theoxaz) | 120.91 | 99% | 2024-04-30 |
| 1829. | zzz (trapjuggfinesse) | 120.91 | 97.8% | 2024-12-05 |
| 1830. | gavin (makkifrostee) | 120.91 | 98% | 2020-07-04 |
| 1831. | avocado (innocuousmango) | 120.90 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 1832. | + (doublestab) | 120.90 | 97.2% | 2024-03-19 |
| 1833. | QWERTY NoQuit (iamdoop) | 120.90 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 1834. | Lark (sirhaxbard) | 120.88 | 99% | 2022-10-03 |
| 1835. | wagadoogy (leefhson) | 120.88 | 94% | 2023-05-14 |
| 1836. | Black Rose Quits (brandnew7... | 120.88 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 1837. | Runescape Spam Bot (homer_s... | 120.87 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
| 1838. | Aaron (airmanfoong) | 120.87 | 100% | 2024-07-19 |
| 1839. | Eddy (phoenixkaito) | 120.84 | 98% | 2017-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |