Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14578. | Slow (greenthunderstorm) | 77.69 | 98% | 2020-02-07 |
| 14579. | Elgox (elgox) | 77.69 | 94% | 2016-11-20 |
| 14580. | შოთა (silknet777) | 77.69 | 99% | 2014-12-10 |
| 14581. | chandra (sekhar_88) | 77.69 | 98% | 2016-02-04 |
| 14582. | shark (sharkpause) | 77.68 | 96% | 2023-05-24 |
| 14583. | Félix (ssssnaky) | 77.68 | 97% | 2016-10-15 |
| 14584. | Zo (zotorious) | 77.68 | — | 2009-06-10 |
| 14585. | Daddy Mac (0317) | 77.68 | 96% | 2017-06-05 |
| 14586. | Manan (x_manan_x) | 77.67 | 96% | 2022-01-27 |
| 14587. | Neko (stanoje) | 77.67 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 14588. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 77.67 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 14589. | Stella (gmacd) | 77.67 | — | 2009-08-23 |
| 14590. | Chaquir (colaguy2011) | 77.67 | 97% | 2022-09-05 |
| 14591. | chinguun (chinguun_0301) | 77.67 | 95% | 2022-04-05 |
| 14592. | shane (dmavrcks) | 77.67 | 98% | 2013-01-30 |
| 14593. | Adriano (adrianwoodhouse) | 77.67 | 96% | 2013-12-04 |
| 14594. | Firelord (jetray) | 77.66 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 14595. | Matthew (daydreamallday) | 77.66 | 94% | 2013-01-31 |
| 14596. | Humbble (freedom97) | 77.66 | 96.6% | 2023-10-02 |
| 14597. | Nicolas (nicolastran) | 77.66 | 94% | 2012-09-09 |
| 14598. | Dav (asiandomination0) | 77.66 | 95% | 2018-09-18 |
| 14599. | Wortel (worstenbrood) | 77.66 | 94% | 2016-08-05 |
| 14600. | Sam (gates250) | 77.66 | 96% | 2023-10-09 |
| 14601. | Tushar (tushar23651) | 77.65 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 14602. | Tim (timlara) | 77.65 | 94% | 2011-05-07 |
| 14603. | EMMS (pacific) | 77.65 | — | 2008-08-12 |
| 14604. | Jason (jasjelly14) | 77.64 | 92% | 2013-11-23 |
| 14605. | Jamie (jamietyper90) | 77.64 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 14606. | Zoot (chroniaro) | 77.64 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
| 14607. | john joel (johnjoel) | 77.64 | 97% | 2017-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |