I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10533. | David (itisiiamit) | 85.03 | 96% | 2015-04-29 |
| 10534. | â™ Homer (pimpelkram) | 85.03 | 99% | 2015-06-11 |
| 10535. | molotov_girl45210 (molotov_... | 85.02 | 97.4% | 2024-06-21 |
| 10536. | tstats[space_magellan] (spa... | 85.02 | 98% | 2023-01-18 |
| 10537. | Zaryab (syedzary17) | 85.02 | 98% | 2022-07-05 |
| 10538. | Roman (leenakaey) | 85.02 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 10539. | hannes (hbungenberg) | 85.02 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| 10540. | Marty (marty_pickles) | 85.01 | 97% | 2024-07-19 |
| 10541. | Rohil (prometheus55v) | 85.01 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 10542. | Frog (supersugoi) | 85.01 | 96% | 2017-06-14 |
| 10543. | Graeme (thegraeme) | 85.01 | 90% | 2016-01-27 |
| 10544. | Suh dude (jaykwon) | 85.01 | 97% | 2019-11-16 |
| 10545. | tstats[medo_1010] (medo_1010) | 85.00 | 97.3% | 2023-10-08 |
| 10546. | samantha (martinzsam3) | 85.00 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 10547. | Bruce Lee (bruceleeblackhole) | 85.00 | 95% | 2016-09-17 |
| 10548. | minifarkan d:) (minifarkan) | 85.00 | 90% | 2016-10-19 |
| 10549. | But (butthead2) | 84.99 | 96% | 2019-05-21 |
| 10550. | RED (red666) | 84.99 | 96.8% | 2024-08-22 |
| 10551. | nmsl (luciferpan88) | 84.99 | 97.3% | 2024-12-26 |
| 10552. | Ivandro (bigivel) | 84.99 | 98% | 2021-04-11 |
| 10553. | Jeremy (n0tcreative) | 84.99 | 97% | 2018-12-10 |
| 10554. | ChickenWingz (deatroit) | 84.99 | 96% | 2020-09-08 |
| 10555. | Sam (gates250) | 84.99 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
| 10556. | justhin (justhinmadjos) | 84.99 | 93% | 2016-10-11 |
| 10557. | lucas (poltergeistt) | 84.98 | 95% | 2018-10-26 |
| 10558. | ali-goes (alibookie) | 84.98 | 96% | 2017-11-30 |
| 10559. | dog (timl) | 84.98 | 97% | 2016-10-13 |
| 10560. | Urahagu (urahague) | 84.97 | 98% | 2024-05-09 |
| 10561. | Zurkish (zurkish) | 84.97 | 95% | 2022-02-10 |
| 10562. | Caitlin (camislav) | 84.97 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |