I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 799. | Orcastra (orcastra) | 105.15 | 96% | 2023-09-04 |
| 800. | Tabs (aptex) | 105.14 | 98.3% | 2025-02-23 |
| 801. | new keeb (achyut_tripathi) | 105.12 | 96.7% | 2024-05-04 |
| 802. | i love typing!!! (hebibuki) | 105.08 | 98% | 2024-12-21 |
| 803. | qTiP (qtipster) | 105.05 | 98.2% | 2024-08-27 |
| 804. | Aether (aetherbane) | 105.02 | 97% | 2024-04-12 |
| 805. | Crossplayz (crossplayz) | 105.02 | 98.5% | 2024-08-03 |
| 806. | Chris (slow_but_furious) | 105.02 | 96.8% | 2024-11-28 |
| 807. | 11820 (11820) | 105.01 | 97.4% | 2025-03-29 |
| 808. | (6kg_rat) | 104.97 | 98% | 2025-08-09 |
| 809. | Ravi (ravishankarr) | 104.95 | 97% | 2025-06-21 |
| 810. | Twinkie (shellyshells) | 104.90 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 811. | mohit (madara989) | 104.89 | 97.2% | 2025-03-30 |
| 812. | Travis (amansman) | 104.86 | 97.4% | 2024-04-19 |
| 813. | Tijme (nemjit) | 104.86 | 97.1% | 2025-03-30 |
| 814. | JusticeDB (justicedb) | 104.85 | 97.5% | 2024-01-16 |
| 815. | JaeCreamy (gatelotzombie) | 104.84 | 98.9% | 2024-08-07 |
| 816. | YoloSwag (unicornbronie) | 104.84 | 97% | 2025-06-23 |
| 817. | Dan (danbanica) | 104.78 | 98% | 2025-02-10 |
| 818. | Drew (thecomedyne04) | 104.76 | 97.9% | 2024-02-19 |
| 819. | Isaac (inied) | 104.73 | 96.6% | 2024-02-18 |
| 820. | Theodor (theodor_i) | 104.72 | 97.3% | 2024-06-19 |
| 821. | Shan (shan69420) | 104.63 | 97.3% | 2025-01-04 |
| 822. | Matty (mattyhuynh) | 104.62 | 97.5% | 2024-03-01 |
| 823. | Lord (planta) | 104.62 | 98.5% | 2024-05-20 |
| 824. | cmonBruh (reiden4) | 104.60 | 98% | 2024-05-19 |
| 825. | Bob (0math0) | 104.59 | 99% | 2023-04-20 |
| 826. | Abishiek (abishiek_a) | 104.56 | 97.4% | 2023-12-08 |
| 827. | atsumu (silkynq) | 104.55 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
| 828. | صبر (morocco01) | 104.46 | 97.3% | 2023-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |