And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15597. | Richard (pyxll) | 86.94 | 93% | 2014-05-01 |
| 15598. | Kristian (robek2020) | 86.94 | 91% | 2017-04-07 |
| 15599. | Erico (normalicydoesntexist) | 86.93 | 98% | 2018-08-23 |
| 15600. | Andrewb (andrewbb) | 86.93 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
| 15601. | Davide (davidez) | 86.93 | 96% | 2013-11-08 |
| 15602. | Ora Ora (eddyyang2003) | 86.93 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 15603. | Andrew (typew) | 86.93 | 93% | 2012-11-01 |
| 15604. | Jon (jjlee123) | 86.93 | 97% | 2016-03-24 |
| 15605. | Christopher (christos) | 86.93 | — | 2008-09-29 |
| 15606. | William (jitoyo) | 86.93 | 95% | 2016-11-05 |
| 15607. | pwned (16wpm) | 86.93 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 15608. | Endku (endku) | 86.93 | 97% | 2022-09-07 |
| 15609. | Marc (seify789) | 86.92 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 15610. | Ardon (acernik21) | 86.92 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 15611. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 86.92 | 98% | 2022-09-10 |
| 15612. | Will (decisiveindecision) | 86.92 | 95% | 2012-02-06 |
| 15613. | Eric (skypic) | 86.91 | 96% | 2013-09-17 |
| 15614. | Rodrigo (crotalos) | 86.91 | 95% | 2013-04-24 |
| 15615. | Zak (zajawe) | 86.91 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
| 15616. | Gary (garrigan) | 86.91 | 95% | 2016-02-29 |
| 15617. | Dleedirector (dleedirector9... | 86.90 | 98% | 2015-02-20 |
| 15618. | Srinivas (ashwin1994) | 86.90 | 97.9% | 2023-10-05 |
| 15619. | howdoitellherilovehersomuch... | 86.90 | 96% | 2022-08-24 |
| 15620. | feelsclapman (sprenkelz) | 86.90 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 15621. | Shawn (shawntan) | 86.89 | 95% | 2012-08-22 |
| 15622. | julia (munchfr) | 86.88 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 15623. | Wachito (wachitoyourrico) | 86.88 | 98% | 2022-08-30 |
| 15624. | Senpai (senpaisenpai) | 86.87 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| 15625. | NRM (nrm87) | 86.87 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 15626. | P. (psilva00) | 86.87 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |