I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12573. | Patrick (hongkongfui) | 78.60 | 96% | 2018-12-10 |
| 12574. | kaiyrkhan (kair011a_) | 78.60 | 96% | 2024-06-09 |
| 12575. | Alan (alan001) | 78.60 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 12576. | Suthichai (randombadger) | 78.60 | 98% | 2021-02-14 |
| 12577. | John (rileytolentino13) | 78.60 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 12578. | Aj (nitchrickson) | 78.58 | 95.4% | 2024-06-05 |
| 12579. | Armamagedon (_m_o_t_h_) | 78.58 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
| 12580. | sketchy (sketchysquirrel) | 78.58 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 12581. | Kenny (boosted_kimchi) | 78.58 | 96% | 2019-10-13 |
| 12582. | Cres (crespear) | 78.58 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 12583. | dragonz (imdragonz) | 78.58 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 12584. | rakitic (lukamodric7991) | 78.58 | 95.5% | 2023-07-11 |
| 12585. | Chaddog (svd997) | 78.58 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
| 12586. | cody (theexecellenttyper) | 78.58 | 96% | 2017-02-17 |
| 12587. | Josiah (washers) | 78.57 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 12588. | Adrian (adriank1991) | 78.57 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 12589. | Gargar (gargar_) | 78.56 | 98% | 2024-04-01 |
| 12590. | Ervin (n0fail28) | 78.56 | 96% | 2025-06-11 |
| 12591. | cheena (sshyngyss) | 78.56 | 96.4% | 2023-10-24 |
| 12592. | Shashank (shashank_typer) | 78.56 | 97% | 2021-06-05 |
| 12593. | Rahul (rsrahul1000) | 78.56 | 96% | 2021-06-28 |
| 12594. | DrPoppyseed (drpoppyseed) | 78.56 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 12595. | Eric (aerran) | 78.56 | 94% | 2017-10-19 |
| 12596. | Maax (maax_) | 78.55 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
| 12597. | Jamey (poachedspinach) | 78.55 | 96% | 2020-08-04 |
| 12598. | Hsu (eh643027) | 78.54 | 99% | 2023-09-10 |
| 12599. | King (dykflint) | 78.54 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
| 12600. | 516 (sig_sauers) | 78.53 | 96% | 2020-02-12 |
| 12601. | Rob (nanijau) | 78.53 | 99% | 2019-03-13 |
| 12602. | Pawan (pawanpdn) | 78.53 | 96.6% | 2024-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |