The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1602. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 67.60 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
| 1603. | Eric (d_m_t) | 67.59 | 94% | 2016-12-10 |
| 1604. | MOHSIN (mk9498001) | 67.59 | 92% | 2012-02-01 |
| 1605. | Đỗ (bigcatyoyo) | 67.58 | 95% | 2022-04-13 |
| 1606. | Seed (pikubu) | 67.57 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 1607. | Keyser Söze (johnomaha) | 67.57 | 99% | 2016-04-23 |
| 1608. | Suzy (suzyisadoozy) | 67.57 | 91% | 2014-09-03 |
| 1609. | Rpg (rpgswallow) | 67.56 | — | 2010-10-14 |
| 1610. | T.Hex (rrgautam93) | 67.56 | 99% | 2015-03-27 |
| 1611. | James (jamsi) | 67.55 | 92% | 2014-01-27 |
| 1612. | Andy (agiantfish) | 67.54 | 96% | 2013-09-24 |
| 1613. | Icecuber (icecuber) | 67.54 | 95% | 2015-07-23 |
| 1614. | Bryan (bryanw122) | 67.54 | 88% | 2016-04-04 |
| 1615. | ngoc (ngocpt) | 67.54 | 95% | 2017-11-15 |
| 1616. | Zachariah (istartedat20wpm) | 67.53 | 95% | 2016-01-19 |
| 1617. | Mitchell (mitchfest) | 67.53 | 95% | 2013-04-12 |
| 1618. | Andrew (garfm) | 67.52 | 96% | 2021-08-28 |
| 1619. | Tim (whyouno) | 67.51 | 91% | 2012-09-06 |
| 1620. | Cardboard (zetsubobox) | 67.51 | — | 2008-09-09 |
| 1621. | Billychen (billychen) | 67.50 | 95% | 2016-04-14 |
| 1622. | Musnicky (musnickerbar) | 67.50 | 95% | 2013-03-01 |
| 1623. | Tevanuk (tevanuk) | 67.50 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 1624. | Kohei (honzuki) | 67.49 | 93% | 2014-12-22 |
| 1625. | Jeld (jeld) | 67.48 | 94% | 2016-01-05 |
| 1626. | Gabriel (agushrush) | 67.48 | 98% | 2017-09-06 |
| 1627. | Alarick (alarick78) | 67.47 | 99% | 2012-05-13 |
| 1628. | human713 (human713) | 67.47 | 96% | 2012-02-09 |
| 1629. | Shreeram (sgnnb) | 67.46 | 97% | 2012-09-10 |
| 1630. | lolz (mijellin) | 67.45 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 1631. | Michal (buzna) | 67.43 | 100% | 2016-07-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |