I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8058. | Kenny (banjo_kazooie) | 94.94 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 8059. | EasySmartBoosh (easysmartbo... | 94.94 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| 8060. | Almer (almersafara) | 94.94 | 99% | 2019-10-19 |
| 8061. | K (k0000) | 94.94 | 99% | 2019-02-01 |
| 8062. | James (jrichards810) | 94.93 | 98% | 2020-01-19 |
| 8063. | Tweece (tweece) | 94.93 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 8064. | Walnert (walnert) | 94.93 | 99% | 2021-05-19 |
| 8065. | Arthur (arturopakastur) | 94.93 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 8066. | Korankye (seyknarok) | 94.92 | 98.2% | 2024-12-25 |
| 8067. | Dhaval (dhaval06) | 94.92 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| 8068. | Ryuzaki (ryuzakisultan) | 94.92 | 97% | 2017-06-03 |
| 8069. | Luke (lukeeff) | 94.92 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 8070. | Sergio (sergiorbuge) | 94.92 | 98% | 2019-04-13 |
| 8071. | pingx (jpairat) | 94.92 | 98% | 2022-08-08 |
| 8072. | rk61 (lowda9) | 94.92 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 8073. | safetyfirst (ew221_) | 94.92 | 99% | 2019-07-23 |
| 8074. | gar_field (gar_field) | 94.91 | 97% | 2024-04-12 |
| 8075. | Viktor (knifenoob) | 94.91 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
| 8076. | Vy (dinhtuvy) | 94.91 | 98.2% | 2021-02-26 |
| 8077. | ScaleShot (scaleshot) | 94.90 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 8078. | David (dtnero) | 94.90 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 8079. | Louise (kyarakutaa) | 94.90 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 8080. | Vasanth Raja (vasanthraja) | 94.90 | 97.3% | 2024-10-08 |
| 8081. | ⌨️Dvorak (mister_dvorak) | 94.90 | 96.1% | 2023-08-19 |
| 8082. | tian (gfriend) | 94.90 | 99% | 2020-10-17 |
| 8083. | Antonius (icepokemonray) | 94.90 | 98% | 2021-10-07 |
| 8084. | Gabe (115162382) | 94.90 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 8085. | Jesuchris (hewsman) | 94.90 | 99% | 2021-12-07 |
| 8086. | Abhisek (_typing_) | 94.90 | 100% | 2021-02-17 |
| 8087. | Iddy (iddy1997) | 94.90 | 97% | 2017-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |