And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31840. | shichimi (shichimi) | 59.87 | — | 2011-03-01 |
| 31841. | Jason (theyason) | 59.87 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| 31842. | Ahmed Ittihad (andy_dufresn... | 59.87 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 31843. | Jaimher (jaimher) | 59.86 | 93% | 2016-04-05 |
| 31844. | Enrique (repti) | 59.86 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 31845. | cliff (cilff) | 59.86 | 98% | 2014-01-14 |
| 31846. | Hanchy (hanchyguy) | 59.86 | 93% | 2015-11-30 |
| 31847. | Mihawk (thinhfls) | 59.86 | 95% | 2012-05-04 |
| 31848. | Shankar (cyberteen) | 59.85 | 94% | 2013-06-20 |
| 31849. | deez (deez__nutz) | 59.85 | 95% | 2021-06-13 |
| 31850. | Mudi (moody1622) | 59.85 | 92% | 2020-10-27 |
| 31851. | daikonsama (daikonsama) | 59.85 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 31852. | Jatin (jatin19902017) | 59.85 | 97% | 2016-03-01 |
| 31853. | Phill (oldmanmarns) | 59.85 | — | 2009-12-16 |
| 31854. | James (poseidon354) | 59.85 | 98% | 2012-08-04 |
| 31855. | Elvin (yipstar) | 59.85 | 92% | 2013-08-31 |
| 31856. | GaN (ganthegreat) | 59.84 | 94% | 2021-12-21 |
| 31857. | Jay (jaymega) | 59.84 | 91% | 2014-02-26 |
| 31858. | Ishfaq Khan (1341998) | 59.84 | 97% | 2023-07-11 |
| 31859. | Mohammed Waseemuddin (ertug... | 59.84 | 98% | 2022-04-11 |
| 31860. | mosqa (mosqa) | 59.84 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 31861. | Zed (wetlandscoke) | 59.84 | 95% | 2013-05-09 |
| 31862. | Sheldon (godspeedmango) | 59.84 | 84% | 2015-11-11 |
| 31863. | Hit (sa1e) | 59.84 | 93% | 2017-04-17 |
| 31864. | Cesnix (cesnix) | 59.84 | 95% | 2021-09-22 |
| 31865. | Naren Manikandan (nane_m) | 59.83 | 94% | 2021-09-25 |
| 31866. | Kevin (pumpkinbo1) | 59.83 | 94% | 2023-09-15 |
| 31867. | zachary (zhutton) | 59.83 | 95% | 2019-10-08 |
| 31868. | Christian (hallu565) | 59.83 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 31869. | ModitB (moditb20@gmail.com) | 59.83 | 97% | 2014-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |