If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
—from Word Play, a book by Gyles Brandreth
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1960. | Vian (knightslic3r) | 89.50 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 1961. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 89.49 | 95% | 2017-05-23 |
| 1962. | patzer (tip3) | 89.49 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| 1963. | Tech (techrecorder) | 89.48 | 97% | 2019-01-14 |
| 1964. | Brian (bpengwin) | 89.48 | 98% | 2020-06-02 |
| 1965. | Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) | 89.47 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 1966. | Sai (justnov) | 89.46 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 1967. | Nick (flymolo93) | 89.46 | 98% | 2017-09-10 |
| 1968. | Discipline (huynhkhacdat2) | 89.43 | 97% | 2018-10-27 |
| 1969. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 89.42 | 98% | 2019-02-20 |
| 1970. | KY (glyphwrld) | 89.42 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 1971. | Ismail (shadowwalker3) | 89.41 | 96% | 2018-09-12 |
| 1972. | Michwael Redpants (endlessm... | 89.41 | 99% | 2019-02-19 |
| 1973. | Aitsam (sstormish) | 89.41 | 97% | 2018-09-14 |
| 1974. | chris (llamas876) | 89.40 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 1975. | jimmy (jimmyfreeman) | 89.39 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 1976. | phardsz (phardsz) | 89.37 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 1977. | 「社長」 (gamerzx) | 89.37 | 93% | 2017-05-01 |
| 1978. | Elias (aagion) | 89.35 | 98% | 2020-01-08 |
| 1979. | Person (improbhighnotgonnalie) | 89.33 | 98% | 2019-11-12 |
| 1980. | :) (warriorpigs) | 89.31 | 99% | 2018-09-03 |
| 1981. | default car (typingslowly) | 89.30 | 97% | 2017-08-18 |
| 1982. | Victor (owlgoesw00t) | 89.29 | 96% | 2019-01-07 |
| 1983. | Wael (waelmckee) | 89.28 | 98% | 2017-05-05 |
| 1984. | Rikaard (rikaard) | 89.26 | 97% | 2018-05-12 |
| 1985. | Luis (duelistone) | 89.25 | 98% | 2017-06-11 |
| 1986. | CA66 (ksydry5) | 89.24 | 98% | 2018-11-19 |
| 1987. | Anjan (beaszt_nix) | 89.22 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
| 1988. | lagidigu (lagidigu) | 89.22 | 94% | 2017-03-06 |
| 1989. | kb noob (akh7) | 89.20 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,580 | 85.43 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 116.98 | February 8, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 90.08 | May 18, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 63.90 | January 20, 2022 |