So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5000. | sujsh (sujsh) | 99.03 | 98.2% | 2021-02-04 |
| 5001. | Sonya (srscudder) | 99.03 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 5002. | slo (r0sy) | 99.02 | 99% | 2020-11-14 |
| 5003. | Dishwasher (vishwas123) | 99.02 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 5004. | Jud (donorgyll2) | 99.02 | 95% | 2013-12-22 |
| 5005. | Lyle (lyleyork) | 99.01 | 100% | 2014-02-16 |
| 5006. | Clint (clint_kun) | 99.01 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 5007. | Srock (srock_) | 99.00 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 5008. | R (rhinousc) | 99.00 | 98% | 2022-08-16 |
| 5009. | arigrate (mercury80) | 99.00 | 97% | 2022-09-25 |
| 5010. | Toodles (toodles678) | 98.99 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
| 5011. | BK201 (mcvladimir) | 98.99 | 97% | 2012-07-20 |
| 5012. | moonlight shadow (johnxie) | 98.99 | 92% | 2016-04-06 |
| 5013. | Vicky (sappyspartan) | 98.98 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 5014. | Grandpa (thedengue) | 98.97 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
| 5015. | Jacob (jakethemistake) | 98.97 | 99% | 2019-10-16 |
| 5016. | Jack (user85793) | 98.96 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 5017. | GameChaos (game_chaos) | 98.96 | 99% | 2021-08-27 |
| 5018. | David (vicksdawg) | 98.96 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 5019. | Tak (takurin) | 98.96 | — | 2010-12-19 |
| 5020. | Babette (plidsi) | 98.96 | 99% | 2013-03-20 |
| 5021. | Gortrak (gortrak) | 98.96 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 5022. | A (duoowl) | 98.95 | 99% | 2019-02-26 |
| 5023. | queen 🐝 (dunomunster) | 98.95 | 90% | 2013-12-08 |
| 5024. | Charmander (smile_y) | 98.95 | 94% | 2011-07-24 |
| 5025. | Aruj (arujbansal) | 98.94 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 5026. | Brad (brad0824) | 98.94 | 95% | 2011-05-26 |
| 5027. | Albee (albeehunter) | 98.94 | 96% | 2012-10-18 |
| 5028. | Zahid (z1_529) | 98.93 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 5029. | B (peachlol) | 98.93 | 94% | 2014-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |