So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5500. | God (royalocean) | 97.48 | 88% | 2016-01-09 |
| 5501. | Ryan (blacktail) | 97.47 | 95% | 2013-10-14 |
| 5502. | Sun (sunflower61) | 97.47 | 98% | 2023-10-01 |
| 5503. | Kauzki (flippityy) | 97.47 | 97% | 2018-12-01 |
| 5504. | :) (drewroen) | 97.47 | 97% | 2013-11-15 |
| 5505. | shane (armoth23) | 97.46 | — | 2009-05-05 |
| 5506. | I'm so trash (peepolove) | 97.44 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
| 5507. | D (dmaulish) | 97.44 | 97.2% | 2023-06-22 |
| 5508. | Andy (djentalman) | 97.43 | 98% | 2022-12-31 |
| 5509. | Bob (beachhut) | 97.42 | 98% | 2011-07-27 |
| 5510. | S (anvilclash) | 97.42 | 100% | 2015-02-11 |
| 5511. | Dose (pentagon1) | 97.41 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 5512. | Natalie (nano724) | 97.41 | 96% | 2015-12-15 |
| 5513. | David (dhpthephd) | 97.41 | 90% | 2017-01-30 |
| 5514. | Kate (katehashope) | 97.40 | 97% | 2012-08-09 |
| 5515. | 17 year old (thehardfloppy) | 97.40 | 95% | 2013-03-10 |
| 5516. | Raffael (gamayun) | 97.39 | 97% | 2012-02-26 |
| 5517. | Alex (screensavory) | 97.39 | 94% | 2015-02-06 |
| 5518. | Andrew (playinthedirt11) | 97.39 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 5519. | sarah ledoux (sarahledoux) | 97.38 | 98% | 2023-10-26 |
| 5520. | Norbert (csupka91) | 97.38 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| 5521. | R (rtleo) | 97.38 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 5522. | Sunny Earther (sunnyearther) | 97.38 | 95% | 2015-01-04 |
| 5523. | hello1 (hello1) | 97.38 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 5524. | Ryan (pokemon128) | 97.38 | 94% | 2016-10-23 |
| 5525. | juswawawa (juswawawawawa) | 97.37 | 99% | 2021-11-25 |
| 5526. | 💾 (austrohungarianprairi... | 97.36 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 5527. | Good Vibe Tribe (lucas_lm) | 97.36 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
| 5528. | noname (newbie424) | 97.36 | 92% | 2013-06-14 |
| 5529. | Scott (girardls199) | 97.36 | — | 2010-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |