I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5658. | Zach (trash_monkey) | 99.26 | 96.1% | 2023-11-15 |
| 5659. | Ag (aglutamate2) | 99.26 | 96% | 2025-08-18 |
| 5660. | A4 (hobodude24) | 99.26 | 98% | 2020-02-01 |
| 5661. | Slow (slowtyper4evr) | 99.25 | 99.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 5662. | Haralampi (otopkin) | 99.25 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| 5663. | Joo (jooooooo) | 99.25 | 96% | 2018-08-13 |
| 5664. | Dux (duxviii) | 99.24 | 98% | 2022-02-12 |
| 5665. | Murk (marchell0) | 99.24 | 95% | 2023-02-16 |
| 5666. | tids (tids) | 99.24 | 97.2% | 2025-04-06 |
| 5667. | Vivan (batcarrot29) | 99.24 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
| 5668. | ki (kiiiiiiiiii) | 99.24 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 5669. | autumn_tree (autumn_tree) | 99.23 | 98.6% | 2023-07-03 |
| 5670. | hyeonk (hyeonk) | 99.23 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
| 5671. | Zanilen (zanilen) | 99.23 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 5672. | svime (svime) | 99.22 | 96% | 2021-12-05 |
| 5673. | tstats[kaitokidokuroba] (ka... | 99.21 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 5674. | y_ambda (j_8579) | 99.19 | 99% | 2021-04-09 |
| 5675. | John (omster83) | 99.19 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 5676. | aNativeDiglett (bruceje111) | 99.19 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
| 5677. | Jay (jay_dot) | 99.19 | 98% | 2022-01-19 |
| 5678. | Gali (galitype) | 99.19 | 100% | 2025-04-01 |
| 5679. | Katie (kmt2129) | 99.19 | 99% | 2018-05-07 |
| 5680. | Xander (xandejesus) | 99.19 | 99% | 2022-04-12 |
| 5681. | Max (maxstellar) | 99.18 | 97.7% | 2024-04-02 |
| 5682. | Ali (aloche) | 99.18 | 97% | 2023-11-22 |
| 5683. | Robert (lonewulf92) | 99.18 | 95% | 2017-06-16 |
| 5684. | Joel (joel_kuhlberg12) | 99.17 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 5685. | zetsuraa (zetsuraaa) | 99.16 | 98% | 2024-06-21 |
| 5686. | Rajat Das (rajat_das777) | 99.16 | 97% | 2024-01-19 |
| 5687. | Typler (axisofoil) | 99.16 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |