And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25828. | davy (octopu5) | 69.88 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 25829. | type (typeracer21st) | 69.88 | 95% | 2013-10-18 |
| 25830. | 😈Dasha😈 (3277772) | 69.88 | 96% | 2022-06-04 |
| 25831. | ninnroot (cryogenesis) | 69.88 | 94% | 2022-10-01 |
| 25832. | Isla (oodley) | 69.88 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 25833. | mange (fishlaser) | 69.87 | 96% | 2012-10-16 |
| 25834. | Adam (adammomen) | 69.87 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
| 25835. | stasis351 (stasis351) | 69.86 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 25836. | k3pl4 (k3pl4) | 69.86 | 97.5% | 2023-05-23 |
| 25837. | Joe (jkolassa) | 69.86 | 95% | 2016-08-25 |
| 25838. | kartar (kartar1994) | 69.86 | 98% | 2016-08-09 |
| 25839. | Duc (sungjinwoo2001) | 69.86 | 97% | 2022-04-14 |
| 25840. | odezzki (odezzki) | 69.86 | 95% | 2018-07-26 |
| 25841. | jordan (nycdjordn) | 69.86 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 25842. | nut (nuttastic) | 69.86 | 96% | 2020-08-21 |
| 25843. | Henrik (henke121) | 69.86 | 96% | 2017-01-14 |
| 25844. | gail (gail_5rickman) | 69.85 | 96% | 2012-09-10 |
| 25845. | Martin (mrtnwilliam) | 69.85 | 96% | 2016-10-26 |
| 25846. | Pratul NHK (zer_fus) | 69.85 | 97% | 2023-07-07 |
| 25847. | waqas (waqasmws) | 69.85 | 98% | 2023-10-06 |
| 25848. | Jezreel (jroxas97) | 69.85 | 99% | 2022-12-29 |
| 25849. | Tony (hhxi123) | 69.85 | 94% | 2022-06-09 |
| 25850. | zoom (zoomstar) | 69.85 | 99% | 2023-06-03 |
| 25851. | daniel (ultimumbull) | 69.84 | 94% | 2011-09-28 |
| 25852. | shane (shanel0l) | 69.84 | 98% | 2017-08-19 |
| 25853. | Haider (haider_ali) | 69.84 | 95% | 2013-06-05 |
| 25854. | Chris (rawprawns) | 69.84 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| 25855. | Robert (rinnyzerg) | 69.84 | 96% | 2013-10-16 |
| 25856. | Jakov (juher) | 69.84 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
| 25857. | Burger (harshnickel) | 69.83 | 95% | 2022-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |