I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9325. | Sylvie (eat_my_dust_batches) | 87.15 | 98% | 2021-10-21 |
| 9326. | gandastik (gandsatik) | 87.15 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 9327. | Blake (blaketflip) | 87.15 | 95% | 2017-03-03 |
| 9328. | Aida (aida_sma_777) | 87.14 | 94% | 2024-07-24 |
| 9329. | Ethan (gameystew8) | 87.14 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
| 9330. | khater (giftedkhater) | 87.14 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 9331. | Sotang (sotang) | 87.14 | 98% | 2024-10-22 |
| 9332. | spag (spagsto) | 87.14 | 95.2% | 2023-09-09 |
| 9333. | 咖啡coffee (universe_reve... | 87.14 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 9334. | King Bygone (lil_bygone) | 87.14 | 98% | 2018-06-14 |
| 9335. | Markkram (markkram0) | 87.13 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 9336. | Ben (benjib) | 87.13 | 95.9% | 2024-12-31 |
| 9337. | sees (dumbretardedcunt) | 87.13 | 97% | 2023-10-02 |
| 9338. | blendin (blendin11) | 87.13 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 9339. | Tej (tejmurudkar22) | 87.13 | 97% | 2018-12-19 |
| 9340. | mike (iminheaven) | 87.13 | 96% | 2019-08-10 |
| 9341. | Lemon (raymond_p21) | 87.12 | 95% | 2021-12-04 |
| 9342. | Gabybytes (gabybytes) | 87.12 | 96.6% | 2024-08-05 |
| 9343. | Kaushal (kaushalrijal) | 87.12 | 95.7% | 2024-12-31 |
| 9344. | AAryff (tsar_bomba) | 87.12 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 9345. | Fearo (fearowastaken) | 87.12 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
| 9346. | Wayne (retroweezy) | 87.12 | 99% | 2021-07-05 |
| 9347. | Henrricos (henrricos) | 87.12 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
| 9348. | abraham (shewdiebro) | 87.12 | 86% | 2017-05-02 |
| 9349. | Jon (momonomo) | 87.11 | 98% | 2024-12-12 |
| 9350. | Michael (kimbo1414) | 87.11 | 96.4% | 2024-04-25 |
| 9351. | Pbev (pbev) | 87.11 | 96% | 2019-01-31 |
| 9352. | : (lazering_death) | 87.10 | 94% | 2023-04-20 |
| 9353. | what (hellisgood) | 87.10 | 99% | 2023-02-11 |
| 9354. | Kaige (legends_fate) | 87.10 | 97.2% | 2021-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |