The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33594. | Divyesh (divyeshm) | 60.59 | 98% | 2021-04-25 | 
| 33595. | Simon (waterz) | 60.59 | 94% | 2020-07-31 | 
| 33596. | ofmercan (ofmercan) | 60.59 | 97% | 2012-03-16 | 
| 33597. | Dominate (dominatesym) | 60.59 | 94% | 2019-02-24 | 
| 33598. | jordan (nycdjordn) | 60.59 | — | 2010-11-19 | 
| 33599. | Manuel (gromgroover) | 60.58 | 98% | 2025-04-08 | 
| 33600. | abdallah yaser (abd_7) | 60.58 | 95.7% | 2024-08-05 | 
| 33601. | Djkh (djkh) | 60.58 | 97% | 2024-07-13 | 
| 33602. | araceli nicole (xrxcxlx) | 60.58 | 96% | 2022-02-27 | 
| 33603. | Misticati (misticati) | 60.58 | 98% | 2012-04-19 | 
| 33604. | ap (apapap) | 60.57 | 98% | 2024-12-17 | 
| 33605. | Sky (s_link) | 60.57 | 96% | 2024-02-12 | 
| 33606. | Lenny (ankhcharm) | 60.57 | 97.3% | 2023-12-11 | 
| 33607. | Hunt (hunt69420) | 60.57 | 94.8% | 2023-12-30 | 
| 33608. | Chris (steegecs) | 60.57 | 96% | 2023-02-16 | 
| 33609. | Zen (zunn) | 60.57 | 93% | 2014-03-11 | 
| 33610. | Gabe (gabecoury) | 60.56 | 96% | 2018-04-23 | 
| 33611. | Neil (raspberrypepsi) | 60.56 | 95% | 2023-07-24 | 
| 33612. | Ko (koveanthan) | 60.56 | 96% | 2024-07-16 | 
| 33613. | Shaurya (shaurya6386) | 60.56 | 96% | 2025-01-15 | 
| 33614. | Jonathan (jona7317) | 60.56 | 87% | 2016-02-14 | 
| 33615. | dee (deeda) | 60.56 | 95% | 2025-05-04 | 
| 33616. | Alec (alecstyping) | 60.56 | 94% | 2025-05-10 | 
| 33617. | Steph (steph723000) | 60.56 | 97.6% | 2023-12-10 | 
| 33618. | Bryan (hail2u) | 60.56 | 96.5% | 2024-10-02 | 
| 33619. | Oikawa (kakashihatake1205) | 60.56 | 97% | 2021-06-25 | 
| 33620. | Michael (j_rider) | 60.56 | 96.8% | 2024-02-21 | 
| 33621. | Crystal (shawty1995) | 60.56 | 97% | 2025-09-27 | 
| 33622. | Dharma (cdharmateja) | 60.56 | 96% | 2018-04-13 | 
| 33623. | Hill (hilltopgun) | 60.56 | 92% | 2017-01-11 | 
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race | 
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 | 
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 | 
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 | 
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |