I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12280. | Kimberly (bebiblush) | 80.69 | 100% | 2017-01-02 |
| 12281. | Nikola (elenhar) | 80.69 | 99% | 2016-05-30 |
| 12282. | Kur0 (jericjan) | 80.68 | 96% | 2021-12-25 |
| 12283. | Aespar (aespar) | 80.68 | 96% | 2021-10-06 |
| 12284. | Trey (trey113) | 80.68 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 12285. | Jake (darkxfade240) | 80.68 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 12286. | Sher (sheruwu) | 80.68 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 12287. | Indeed (indeed001) | 80.67 | 96% | 2023-07-09 |
| 12288. | Khyri (kyr111) | 80.67 | 97.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 12289. | Andrew (dragonasuu27) | 80.67 | 95% | 2020-06-11 |
| 12290. | Doctor (frazierpug) | 80.67 | 94% | 2015-04-11 |
| 12291. | WearyTwo (greensam6) | 80.67 | 94% | 2016-07-29 |
| 12292. | Moses (moses_) | 80.67 | 94% | 2016-02-27 |
| 12293. | (hengnix) | 80.66 | 96% | 2024-09-08 |
| 12294. | Noge (noge) | 80.66 | 97% | 2024-06-26 |
| 12295. | Paul (uypaulll) | 80.66 | 98.5% | 2023-10-20 |
| 12296. | Reddocity (reddocity) | 80.65 | 96% | 2025-01-21 |
| 12297. | Tomáš (eyzi25) | 80.65 | 96.1% | 2023-11-12 |
| 12298. | Gabe (gabe_looong) | 80.65 | 99% | 2020-02-11 |
| 12299. | Trekkin (tarbor) | 80.65 | 94% | 2016-12-11 |
| 12300. | stephen (mr_tofu) | 80.64 | 98.5% | 2023-08-06 |
| 12301. | Bill (billsbiceps) | 80.64 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 12302. | Viacheslav (krevetko) | 80.64 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
| 12303. | Travis (lath) | 80.64 | 84% | 2016-03-13 |
| 12304. | Abdülkerim (sanword) | 80.64 | 95% | 2022-05-19 |
| 12305. | matthew (mattchy) | 80.64 | 96% | 2022-04-15 |
| 12306. | Gabby (kirbykirbykirby) | 80.64 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 12307. | soda, pop, tonic ( which on... | 80.64 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 12308. | Joseph (tedoworks) | 80.64 | 95% | 2021-05-09 |
| 12309. | Ethan (sweethan) | 80.64 | 96.7% | 2024-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |