The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15985. | Megan (megceratops) | 79.44 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 15986. | Clarence (jeffdaddybezos) | 79.44 | 96% | 2022-04-03 |
| 15987. | mel (madi920) | 79.44 | 96% | 2011-08-07 |
| 15988. | Serena (serenawinchester) | 79.44 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 15989. | Sean (elsaaaa) | 79.43 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 15990. | jo (0tac0n_) | 79.43 | 97.8% | 2023-12-11 |
| 15991. | Anthony (anthonyfloresokc) | 79.43 | 96% | 2024-10-05 |
| 15992. | Alain (lennos) | 79.43 | 99% | 2019-02-03 |
| 15993. | JJ (jackpot_j) | 79.42 | 99% | 2025-07-13 |
| 15994. | Megalonmaniac (megalonmaniac) | 79.42 | 98% | 2025-09-07 |
| 15995. | PMA (huy2272) | 79.42 | 98% | 2022-01-16 |
| 15996. | Alex (xtoposx) | 79.42 | 97% | 2020-06-25 |
| 15997. | Mike (plasmo24) | 79.42 | 97.6% | 2024-11-11 |
| 15998. | Ben (lalbtyd25) | 79.42 | 95.7% | 2025-04-06 |
| 15999. | Jose (ayooooo) | 79.42 | 96.1% | 2021-02-12 |
| 16000. | Big (bautiz) | 79.42 | 95% | 2012-05-27 |
| 16001. | XTempest (xtempest) | 79.41 | 97% | 2025-01-20 |
| 16002. | snow (revsnow) | 79.41 | 96% | 2025-02-10 |
| 16003. | No mistakes (type_s) | 79.41 | 96.8% | 2024-07-15 |
| 16004. | Gabi (gabberella) | 79.41 | 96.7% | 2023-11-17 |
| 16005. | John (thefilth) | 79.41 | 88% | 2011-08-29 |
| 16006. | ♠ ăòñÿ ♠ (ramengo... | 79.41 | 93% | 2013-11-05 |
| 16007. | I am Smokin' on that Gas! (... | 79.41 | 88% | 2011-11-16 |
| 16008. | Freya (rayaa) | 79.40 | 99% | 2025-04-21 |
| 16009. | Sojdua (kemxoiduaa) | 79.40 | 96% | 2025-05-02 |
| 16010. | Jesse (pinec0ne) | 79.40 | 97% | 2024-03-28 |
| 16011. | lee (i_go_by_lee) | 79.40 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 16012. | Petruccio (lolbraumm) | 79.40 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 16013. | drolling (dr0llingice) | 79.40 | 96% | 2014-04-26 |
| 16014. | Asad (don_t) | 79.40 | 93% | 2015-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |