As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18077. | Noah (noahcxxiii) | 65.97 | 95% | 2018-04-02 |
| 18078. | Brian Hart (wiffle0926) | 65.97 | 96% | 2023-02-16 |
| 18079. | Taylor (taylorak9) | 65.97 | 96% | 2015-06-07 |
| 18080. | ky (398326924) | 65.97 | 95% | 2015-11-05 |
| 18081. | Moses (moi_16) | 65.96 | 95% | 2023-04-30 |
| 18082. | MRTN (mrtnms) | 65.96 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| 18083. | miranda (tfond) | 65.96 | 97.1% | 2021-02-08 |
| 18084. | Timothy (_ghiaccio_) | 65.96 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 18085. | Sotiris (sotiris_k) | 65.96 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
| 18086. | PedroS235 (pedro_s235) | 65.95 | 95% | 2022-01-19 |
| 18087. | Vuong (levuong0402) | 65.95 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 18088. | Gabriel (doebit) | 65.94 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 18089. | pastaconfusion (pastaconfus... | 65.94 | 96.1% | 2023-10-23 |
| 18090. | Lightz (xl1ghtzz) | 65.94 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 18091. | Aedan (kirving1234) | 65.94 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 18092. | Prinz_Izzy14 (prinz_izzy14) | 65.94 | 93% | 2016-01-21 |
| 18093. | Bilal (kingbismack) | 65.93 | 96% | 2022-08-27 |
| 18094. | Ram Pareek (therampareek) | 65.93 | 96% | 2023-03-23 |
| 18095. | Shoden (shoden) | 65.93 | 95% | 2021-11-26 |
| 18096. | Luka (zalla) | 65.93 | 93% | 2016-08-26 |
| 18097. | Gio (g_yoyo) | 65.93 | 97% | 2018-09-01 |
| 18098. | saleh (msynk) | 65.92 | 95% | 2015-09-21 |
| 18099. | gamig (schleepy_boye) | 65.92 | 95% | 2021-11-08 |
| 18100. | Miklu (miklu) | 65.91 | 96% | 2022-05-14 |
| 18101. | Deven (kikaliyo) | 65.90 | 96.4% | 2021-03-02 |
| 18102. | RadicalRamen (radicalramen) | 65.90 | 96% | 2021-09-30 |
| 18103. | Calliope (delphian_calamity) | 65.90 | 97% | 2019-05-27 |
| 18104. | Christian (silesc) | 65.90 | 93% | 2015-06-05 |
| 18105. | daniel (eldani) | 65.90 | 96% | 2017-05-23 |
| 18106. | Cuong (c_nguyenthien) | 65.90 | 94% | 2016-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |