I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11024. | Dan (typefffast) | 86.24 | 100% | 2022-09-20 |
| 11025. | Sean (speskin) | 86.24 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
| 11026. | Hihahahalol (hihahaha) | 86.24 | 98% | 2017-10-16 |
| 11027. | James (ziskbit) | 86.23 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 11028. | wong (wongtongnoodles_) | 86.23 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 11029. | ZJHKKB (noobdog102) | 86.23 | 98% | 2022-09-22 |
| 11030. | Clayton (azpinballer) | 86.23 | 99% | 2024-08-29 |
| 11031. | Brandon (brandonrose) | 86.22 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 11032. | Nick (recursiontv) | 86.22 | 96% | 2020-03-26 |
| 11033. | bagelQWERTY (bagel_breaker) | 86.22 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 11034. | Moosefeather (moosefeather) | 86.22 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 11035. | Hose (skaldsss) | 86.22 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 11036. | Alireza (thealireza) | 86.22 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 11037. | superomego (superomego) | 86.21 | 96.8% | 2025-03-31 |
| 11038. | Microwism (microwism) | 86.21 | 99% | 2024-05-27 |
| 11039. | Reese (dexjen) | 86.21 | 97.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 11040. | chrys learning colemak (dev... | 86.19 | 97.6% | 2023-12-08 |
| 11041. | Lulu (lulxiao) | 86.19 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
| 11042. | - (trelu) | 86.19 | 98% | 2024-01-22 |
| 11043. | Chun (chunni) | 86.19 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
| 11044. | Nurbergen (g_light) | 86.19 | 98% | 2019-01-09 |
| 11045. | Marek (baumeef) | 86.18 | 91% | 2020-09-18 |
| 11046. | MD Gaziur Rahman Noor (mdga... | 86.18 | 96% | 2022-11-22 |
| 11047. | Krsman (rektix) | 86.18 | 97% | 2021-02-28 |
| 11048. | 100WPM (kufum_mohit) | 86.18 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 11049. | Carter (therealwhiterice) | 86.18 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 11050. | wao (sendnudesplease) | 86.18 | 97% | 2023-06-02 |
| 11051. | Vishal (fieryhydra) | 86.18 | 98% | 2017-01-28 |
| 11052. | crown (m_crown) | 86.17 | 98% | 2019-07-03 |
| 11053. | tstats[flashsop] (flashsop) | 86.17 | 98.1% | 2023-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |