As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16986. | Brian (briantang) | 67.79 | 95% | 2020-08-26 |
| 16987. | Kevin (faineantt) | 67.79 | 97% | 2019-07-24 |
| 16988. | Anton (stumphy) | 67.79 | 94% | 2016-02-11 |
| 16989. | Beknar (danabeknar) | 67.78 | 96% | 2022-07-07 |
| 16990. | Jotisig (jotisig172_) | 67.78 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
| 16991. | John (brodros) | 67.78 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 16992. | Salman (ronaldweasley1) | 67.78 | 89% | 2016-06-03 |
| 16993. | Mitchell (mbb3_mitch) | 67.78 | 98% | 2016-08-30 |
| 16994. | Tra (camellia90) | 67.78 | 91% | 2015-05-31 |
| 16995. | Cactusmon (cactusmon) | 67.77 | 94% | 2020-01-02 |
| 16996. | negrotyper (negrotyper) | 67.77 | 97% | 2017-07-15 |
| 16997. | DamoTheRaso72 (damotheraso72) | 67.77 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
| 16998. | Heerah (heerah) | 67.77 | 97% | 2017-06-10 |
| 16999. | Brett (alrightbro) | 67.77 | 97% | 2019-08-04 |
| 17000. | BananaBoy07 (bananaboy07) | 67.76 | 96% | 2025-02-06 |
| 17001. | Trevor (mrunderdawg) | 67.76 | 92% | 2016-09-13 |
| 17002. | Lasse (taakhe) | 67.75 | 95% | 2017-01-04 |
| 17003. | Avamander (avamander) | 67.75 | 97% | 2017-02-02 |
| 17004. | kd (kdrai007) | 67.75 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 17005. | Bean (beansbeansbeans) | 67.75 | 96% | 2021-04-30 |
| 17006. | Choong Qi (mayjay) | 67.75 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 17007. | Carmelito (iamcarmelito) | 67.75 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| 17008. | santosh (santoshl) | 67.75 | 98% | 2017-01-21 |
| 17009. | Nurbergen (g_light) | 67.75 | 94% | 2016-07-21 |
| 17010. | cuppajoeman.com (cuppajoeman) | 67.75 | 91% | 2017-05-05 |
| 17011. | Pranav (pronav) | 67.74 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
| 17012. | Justin (sambidexterous) | 67.73 | 96% | 2015-04-22 |
| 17013. | grun2 (grun2) | 67.73 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 17014. | Will (wbrocket) | 67.73 | 90% | 2016-12-05 |
| 17015. | Dog (flash2victory) | 67.73 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |