And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20044. | Evan (notrabe) | 79.21 | 96.4% | 2021-02-05 |
| 20045. | aaronmcg (aaronmcg) | 79.20 | 95% | 2020-08-25 |
| 20046. | J (captain) | 79.20 | — | 2008-08-13 |
| 20047. | Kevin (gkpc) | 79.20 | 98% | 2015-03-16 |
| 20048. | Emad (neymar985) | 79.20 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
| 20049. | Charlie (hypotrance) | 79.20 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 20050. | Alan (comacheese) | 79.20 | 96% | 2023-08-24 |
| 20051. | Roan (toadietechnika) | 79.20 | 98% | 2017-10-21 |
| 20052. | Alex (zipphys) | 79.20 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 20053. | modittb (modittt) | 79.20 | 98.6% | 2023-08-04 |
| 20054. | Monika (butternutsquash) | 79.19 | 98% | 2016-12-09 |
| 20055. | jestoni (jhez) | 79.19 | 97% | 2015-12-14 |
| 20056. | Spindel (spindelhalla) | 79.19 | 96% | 2015-09-01 |
| 20057. | Glennsta (glennsta) | 79.19 | 96% | 2015-03-02 |
| 20058. | e (webster) | 79.19 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 20059. | Phil (phll2) | 79.19 | 96% | 2015-01-25 |
| 20060. | Huhuhn (huhuhn) | 79.17 | 97% | 2016-06-20 |
| 20061. | Mike (malharpshah) | 79.17 | 89% | 2016-01-03 |
| 20062. | Sarao Jeepney (awe1212) | 79.17 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| 20063. | Nurbergen (g_light) | 79.17 | 96% | 2017-02-28 |
| 20064. | Goalie (goalieguy16) | 79.17 | 89% | 2015-04-14 |
| 20065. | Saif (syntex123) | 79.16 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 20066. | Timur (aalystama) | 79.16 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
| 20067. | maracas (maracaswoo) | 79.16 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 20068. | Dennis (wrennegade) | 79.16 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
| 20069. | John (jeddek23) | 79.16 | 98% | 2020-10-05 |
| 20070. | martin (martin_melody) | 79.16 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
| 20071. | SirTypo (sharkymeow) | 79.15 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 20072. | Costas (costas992) | 79.15 | 95% | 2016-05-22 |
| 20073. | Taevon (morris640) | 79.15 | 94% | 2014-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |