As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10089. | adderal junkie (dari0) | 83.35 | 95% | 2023-02-05 |
| 10090. | PicturingFrames (frame_abil... | 83.35 | 94% | 2021-12-27 |
| 10091. | Otto (ottis) | 83.34 | 92% | 2016-05-13 |
| 10092. | Zeyad Elsayed (zetypist) | 83.34 | 98% | 2024-01-22 |
| 10093. | blendin (blendin11) | 83.34 | 98% | 2020-06-02 |
| 10094. | Gideon (gwong97) | 83.34 | 94% | 2016-12-21 |
| 10095. | Roy (roypon11) | 83.33 | 94% | 2016-01-26 |
| 10096. | Sandra (sandra_gun) | 83.33 | 94% | 2015-10-20 |
| 10097. | percocets167 (prxnxcb) | 83.32 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 10098. | Max (chariotrider) | 83.32 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 10099. | Adrian (bobsgotepicskills) | 83.32 | 96% | 2022-08-11 |
| 10100. | Darien (devonent) | 83.32 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 10101. | dinqissa (dinqissa) | 83.32 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 10102. | Jay (rabidgoose) | 83.32 | 95% | 2015-06-05 |
| 10103. | Shut (ihavekillaura) | 83.32 | 95% | 2019-03-12 |
| 10104. | Polymathic Kitteh (aurash) | 83.32 | 96% | 2015-09-21 |
| 10105. | Xenophon (xenophon01) | 83.31 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
| 10106. | Esper (g_esper) | 83.31 | 98% | 2023-03-22 |
| 10107. | SPEEEED (kqhmaoerqnjgmfbpeh... | 83.31 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
| 10108. | Rachael (rachael123456) | 83.31 | 98.6% | 2023-11-03 |
| 10109. | mouse (endotheca) | 83.31 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 10110. | Brian (briansu) | 83.31 | 97.3% | 2021-02-17 |
| 10111. | Edlue (edlue) | 83.31 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 10112. | Susie (susieq22) | 83.31 | 94% | 2018-02-10 |
| 10113. | Hemant (hemu_sakunde) | 83.30 | 96% | 2023-01-01 |
| 10114. | Russellazy (russellazy) | 83.30 | 97% | 2021-11-13 |
| 10115. | [jtucci] (jtucci) | 83.30 | 96% | 2023-01-26 |
| 10116. | Rahul (rsrahul1000) | 83.30 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 10117. | Aldin (aldebog) | 83.30 | 98% | 2020-07-07 |
| 10118. | Josh (retrodaredevil) | 83.30 | 99% | 2017-12-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |