I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8859. | Alexey (reggies) | 87.89 | 94% | 2016-10-27 |
| 8860. | Jovial (jovialk) | 87.88 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 8861. | masoniya (masoniya) | 87.88 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 8862. | FalkenFlyver (falkenflyver) | 87.88 | 94% | 2013-01-30 |
| 8863. | William (willtothewong) | 87.87 | 96% | 2014-07-08 |
| 8864. | Staci (stacirenee) | 87.87 | — | 2010-11-22 |
| 8865. | James (james_m808) | 87.87 | 95% | 2017-01-07 |
| 8866. | Christoph (hackercow) | 87.86 | 95% | 2016-05-01 |
| 8867. | Jed (jedmedina) | 87.86 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 8868. | nassi (l4htaaja) | 87.86 | 96% | 2016-02-23 |
| 8869. | (eikig) | 87.86 | 97% | 2015-08-03 |
| 8870. | Vedpal (vedpal2050@gmail.com) | 87.86 | 97% | 2014-02-19 |
| 8871. | Bhrianna (birdsofrhia) | 87.86 | 93% | 2012-03-13 |
| 8872. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 87.85 | 96% | 2016-09-17 |
| 8873. | GG2U (litewings) | 87.85 | 96% | 2016-10-12 |
| 8874. | Jade Vincent (jadvincent) | 87.85 | 100% | 2016-05-15 |
| 8875. | Gotcha (g0tcha) | 87.84 | 96% | 2017-10-16 |
| 8876. | Andrew (andrewmclellan) | 87.84 | 99% | 2022-04-21 |
| 8877. | Alex (iota) | 87.84 | 100% | 2012-02-14 |
| 8878. | Quelm (quelmdrash) | 87.84 | 98% | 2012-11-04 |
| 8879. | Isaac (isaaclowk) | 87.84 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 8880. | Craig (sraosha) | 87.83 | 99% | 2016-02-19 |
| 8881. | Ћира (cira12345) | 87.83 | 98% | 2022-07-31 |
| 8882. | Pogchamp (poggerchamps) | 87.83 | 98.2% | 2021-01-30 |
| 8883. | speedrunner (22_female) | 87.82 | 96% | 2015-11-03 |
| 8884. | Alnoor (snowkoan) | 87.82 | 92% | 2012-01-16 |
| 8885. | S (wystern) | 87.82 | 94% | 2012-02-19 |
| 8886. | 312211 (312211) | 87.82 | 96% | 2017-03-19 |
| 8887. | Saad (graveofsorrow) | 87.82 | 97% | 2013-02-11 |
| 8888. | HoneyBadger (kabayanhustler) | 87.81 | 97% | 2015-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |