I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11187. | jeff hurtz (jjb11jjb) | 82.17 | 95% | 2023-01-15 |
| 11188. | loli_toucher (loli_toucher) | 82.17 | 96% | 2023-11-09 |
| 11189. | Nim (nim1chimpsky) | 82.17 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 11190. | Ben (i_type_90_with_index_f... | 82.16 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 11191. | Aruzh (4ruzh) | 82.16 | 93.2% | 2024-09-18 |
| 11192. | Denis (sinedanoh) | 82.16 | 99% | 2023-05-25 |
| 11193. | Jeff (tenacious_20) | 82.15 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 11194. | Turksche (pyraon) | 82.15 | 96% | 2025-05-03 |
| 11195. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 82.15 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
| 11196. | jackmaoff (jackmaoff) | 82.15 | 97% | 2024-07-20 |
| 11197. | Hayk (hayk10002) | 82.15 | 96% | 2023-04-04 |
| 11198. | bill (mediocre_bill) | 82.14 | 97.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 11199. | Sajal (ssreal) | 82.14 | 98% | 2025-03-21 |
| 11200. | Cooper (cglavin) | 82.14 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| 11201. | taquan (quandeptrai123) | 82.14 | 96.1% | 2025-03-13 |
| 11202. | Evan (evanger) | 82.14 | 95% | 2019-07-03 |
| 11203. | Matilda (x_missin_pgl_2008_x) | 82.13 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 11204. | laZorbeamZ (lazorbeamz) | 82.13 | 95% | 2021-07-21 |
| 11205. | Sarah (sarahmae123) | 82.13 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 11206. | g0os3 (g0os3) | 82.13 | 96% | 2024-08-10 |
| 11207. | Mary (calamary) | 82.13 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 11208. | Ayvar (ayvar) | 82.13 | 97% | 2023-09-14 |
| 11209. | MARTIN (romec11) | 82.12 | 95% | 2023-07-02 |
| 11210. | Daniel (dreilly2231) | 82.12 | 95% | 2024-08-05 |
| 11211. | Lorenz (lorenzxcvbnm) | 82.12 | 97% | 2018-04-25 |
| 11212. | Addison (hypos) | 82.11 | 96% | 2019-10-05 |
| 11213. | Andrew (paulpedro773) | 82.11 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 11214. | Ahmad (gmg12) | 82.11 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 11215. | Gas Gas Gas (ulemj24) | 82.11 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 11216. | John (khoryl) | 82.11 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |