I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10632. | AA Batteries (aa_batteries) | 87.22 | 96.1% | 2021-02-13 |
| 10633. | Ta-Wei (waynetu) | 87.22 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 10634. | RealDuck (realduck) | 87.22 | 98% | 2023-09-26 |
| 10635. | babylaaamp (babylaaamp) | 87.22 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 10636. | Hysni (hysi) | 87.22 | 96% | 2017-02-08 |
| 10637. | revaN (ashun) | 87.22 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 10638. | Kyle (kylecrusoeworkburner) | 87.21 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 10639. | Ali (pixelationz) | 87.21 | 96.8% | 2024-05-08 |
| 10640. | Nikola (dropndrag) | 87.21 | 97% | 2025-03-31 |
| 10641. | Chetan (comhacks) | 87.21 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 10642. | Snail's Pace (hardtack) | 87.21 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| 10643. | Bonel (bonel) | 87.20 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 10644. | Fran (fran_m) | 87.20 | 99% | 2021-07-07 |
| 10645. | Mitch (writingsnotthateasy) | 87.20 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 10646. | Izzy (izzythompson) | 87.20 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
| 10647. | Haruka (hrksnsk) | 87.20 | 99% | 2021-10-16 |
| 10648. | Logan (g0atb0lt) | 87.19 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 10649. | mike (ttv_cheenis) | 87.18 | 100% | 2020-09-17 |
| 10650. | Angelo (ruly_2002) | 87.18 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 10651. | Adilkhan (_paradox_) | 87.18 | 99% | 2023-06-13 |
| 10652. | Kres (kresflame) | 87.18 | 98% | 2021-02-23 |
| 10653. | Reniar (ulaner1_) | 87.18 | 97% | 2022-08-15 |
| 10654. | Aaron (aaskw) | 87.17 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 10655. | Idan (pantsless288) | 87.17 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 10656. | 🗿 (guppypugs) | 87.16 | 95% | 2024-06-08 |
| 10657. | pootychess (pootychess) | 87.16 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
| 10658. | kailh pinks (mrdooks) | 87.16 | 96% | 2021-10-01 |
| 10659. | Kanishk (kanishk101198) | 87.16 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 10660. | Jack (jacknachos) | 87.15 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
| 10661. | George (meanong) | 87.15 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |