Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5038. | Robert (icebrotha) | 98.89 | 97% | 2017-05-18 |
| 5039. | hello1 (hello1) | 98.89 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 5040. | Max (maxawesome) | 98.88 | 98% | 2020-09-06 |
| 5041. | yess (notavailabe) | 98.88 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 5042. | Brandon (bqn0309) | 98.88 | 96% | 2021-08-04 |
| 5043. | Ynnah (hiynnah) | 98.87 | 98% | 2020-05-26 |
| 5044. | Nicholas (acron) | 98.87 | 97% | 2013-05-15 |
| 5045. | Jeffrey (monkojeffrey) | 98.86 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| 5046. | Paolo (mcnugget25) | 98.85 | 98% | 2020-10-16 |
| 5047. | Name (needevidence) | 98.85 | 97.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 5048. | Kay (bierik) | 98.84 | 97% | 2013-02-15 |
| 5049. | Dave (ousooner) | 98.84 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 5050. | Paolo (koolkalang) | 98.84 | 99% | 2012-09-19 |
| 5051. | Chareth (creamforcoffee) | 98.84 | — | 2011-04-18 |
| 5052. | Anthony (dragonyasuo) | 98.83 | 97% | 2016-06-25 |
| 5053. | David (warhawk24) | 98.83 | 95% | 2016-04-06 |
| 5054. | Joash (joeash) | 98.82 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
| 5055. | Fire (firejackson) | 98.82 | 92% | 2015-05-15 |
| 5056. | Raymond (fuzzybaffy) | 98.82 | — | 2009-04-19 |
| 5057. | Zianka (ziankarachmadi) | 98.82 | 97% | 2020-06-08 |
| 5058. | Erika (rinachandayo) | 98.82 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| 5059. | Jeremy (snoozeallday) | 98.82 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 5060. | Eduardo (aledtr) | 98.81 | 99% | 2021-05-18 |
| 5061. | Akari (chaerin) | 98.81 | 96% | 2016-05-22 |
| 5062. | Solid (solidtheory) | 98.81 | 91% | 2012-04-10 |
| 5063. | Kevin (polarizing) | 98.81 | 96% | 2013-12-12 |
| 5064. | Mitch (maniacmitch) | 98.81 | 97% | 2019-07-02 |
| 5065. | th3human23 (th3human23) | 98.80 | 99% | 2019-12-20 |
| 5066. | Bradley (excision) | 98.80 | 92% | 2012-06-05 |
| 5067. | aoeuidhtns (tamiya) | 98.80 | — | 2009-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |