The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10970. | monkaS (rikio) | 87.34 | 97% | 2018-07-18 |
| 10971. | mokshpradhaan (mokshpradhaa... | 87.33 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 10972. | goobie (chonnay) | 87.33 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 10973. | dilectus (dilectus) | 87.33 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
| 10974. | Pizza (bagged_milk) | 87.33 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 10975. | Micah (chaney34) | 87.33 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| 10976. | Courtney (courtney_p86) | 87.33 | 97% | 2011-11-22 |
| 10977. | DNF (lam4nk) | 87.32 | 96% | 2023-07-29 |
| 10978. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 87.32 | 98% | 2022-08-30 |
| 10979. | Ian (kfcdonutsandwich) | 87.32 | 97% | 2020-04-12 |
| 10980. | Nguyen (ntnghiabk) | 87.32 | 96% | 2015-10-14 |
| 10981. | Kwan (ckksimon) | 87.31 | 96% | 2023-06-25 |
| 10982. | Daveshepherd (dmei0676) | 87.31 | 95.6% | 2023-06-07 |
| 10983. | Nick (chesswurmotb) | 87.31 | 99% | 2021-07-14 |
| 10984. | Francis (francisx2co) | 87.31 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 10985. | Antha (antha) | 87.31 | — | 2010-03-08 |
| 10986. | Stephen (tape319) | 87.30 | 93% | 2017-05-17 |
| 10987. | Fateh (fateh97) | 87.30 | 95% | 2021-06-22 |
| 10988. | jason (drumdydrum) | 87.30 | 98% | 2022-01-06 |
| 10989. | Paweł (uuyy) | 87.30 | 96% | 2014-02-10 |
| 10990. | André (kreuzfeld) | 87.30 | 97% | 2015-06-29 |
| 10991. | Shawheen (shawheen) | 87.30 | 94% | 2013-06-06 |
| 10992. | Never Refresh (neverrefresh) | 87.30 | 89% | 2013-12-04 |
| 10993. | Delilah (lovedelilah) | 87.30 | 92% | 2014-08-10 |
| 10994. | Gavin (fuzzlightbeard) | 87.30 | 96% | 2016-08-14 |
| 10995. | Carlos (lufnys) | 87.29 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 10996. | Nikola (flomaster_) | 87.29 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
| 10997. | Phu (buchihe) | 87.29 | 85% | 2016-05-01 |
| 10998. | sainath (the_fighter) | 87.29 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 10999. | jazzfanboy (tong_tong) | 87.29 | 87% | 2016-08-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |