The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17586. | Tolga (tolgaakyuz) | 75.90 | 89% | 2016-05-25 |
| 17587. | Paul (theslim) | 75.90 | 99% | 2014-07-16 |
| 17588. | Nick (cvs_nick) | 75.90 | 98% | 2022-05-01 |
| 17589. | Heinrich (heinrich) | 75.90 | — | 2009-06-06 |
| 17590. | ted (thetecmachine) | 75.90 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 17591. | Ster0pes (ster0pes) | 75.90 | 96% | 2012-05-09 |
| 17592. | practice (timeintimeout) | 75.90 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
| 17593. | Vy (vreyma) | 75.89 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 17594. | Steve (ssmith66) | 75.89 | 96% | 2022-02-08 |
| 17595. | Josh (scojos) | 75.89 | 90% | 2016-08-30 |
| 17596. | Andy (andy1692) | 75.89 | 92% | 2013-08-31 |
| 17597. | Wenshan (wenshan) | 75.89 | 98% | 2014-06-22 |
| 17598. | Joomi (hyunjins_americano) | 75.88 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 17599. | Victor (imprez92) | 75.88 | 91% | 2013-05-17 |
| 17600. | Binbin (nibnib) | 75.88 | 94% | 2016-02-16 |
| 17601. | Lindsay (folkygal) | 75.88 | 97% | 2011-05-16 |
| 17602. | Zezima (casker) | 75.87 | 94% | 2023-07-31 |
| 17603. | Tyler (fuyuk1) | 75.87 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
| 17604. | FlyingSpur (alcaponed) | 75.87 | 93% | 2013-10-07 |
| 17605. | KGromowski (kiereng) | 75.87 | 96% | 2020-04-20 |
| 17606. | Parsa (parsal) | 75.87 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 17607. | ಠ▄ಠ (bettermichael) | 75.87 | 98% | 2015-08-21 |
| 17608. | Fast (cooloppo) | 75.87 | 94% | 2015-03-06 |
| 17609. | chris (nobuken) | 75.87 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
| 17610. | yoby (yoby55) | 75.87 | 99% | 2011-10-27 |
| 17611. | e̸̝̟̍̀̑̽̔̈̌́̄̿... | 75.86 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 17612. | Sactio (tyo007) | 75.86 | 94% | 2011-08-10 |
| 17613. | Typing McQueen (sakram07) | 75.86 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 17614. | c4324r (mr_caesar) | 75.86 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 17615. | Bojan (boxilend) | 75.86 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |