I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11907. | Griffin (tvrgriffith) | 80.95 | 96% | 2017-06-18 |
| 11908. | Mordo (elmordo) | 80.94 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 11909. | Uncle John Jr. the 5th (che... | 80.94 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 11910. | EJ (clarencedc) | 80.94 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
| 11911. | Patrick (patisawesomein1) | 80.93 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
| 11912. | Claire (lil_bouma) | 80.93 | 96.5% | 2023-09-10 |
| 11913. | Bob (bobpopp) | 80.93 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 11914. | DJR (djr7) | 80.92 | 99% | 2023-08-04 |
| 11915. | JS (jhuan) | 80.92 | 97% | 2023-09-10 |
| 11916. | WhatOnWhat (what_on_what1) | 80.92 | 98.4% | 2024-03-04 |
| 11917. | Caity ✨ (caity_g) | 80.92 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 11918. | Mohit (mohitisgreat) | 80.92 | 97% | 2020-06-20 |
| 11919. | Not Miku (kanachii) | 80.91 | 97% | 2024-08-22 |
| 11920. | Matrix (ss005) | 80.91 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 11921. | (luclukiluc) | 80.91 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
| 11922. | sweaty fingers (kumis) | 80.91 | 94% | 2019-09-26 |
| 11923. | Antonia (tons_types) | 80.90 | 98% | 2025-05-16 |
| 11924. | Hector (hg088) | 80.90 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 11925. | Sky (daydreamsky) | 80.90 | 96.7% | 2024-04-30 |
| 11926. | Jcutty (jcutty) | 80.90 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
| 11927. | Lakshay (lakshay882) | 80.90 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
| 11928. | Alistair (futuresenator) | 80.90 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 11929. | byrtolet (byrtolet) | 80.90 | 99% | 2021-08-23 |
| 11930. | Derek (yellow_man) | 80.90 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 11931. | Cassie (cassienae) | 80.90 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 11932. | Jacob (dingle_dude) | 80.89 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 11933. | Aayush (pandaayush) | 80.89 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 11934. | omni (omniext) | 80.89 | 95.7% | 2023-10-24 |
| 11935. | rraei (rraei) | 80.89 | 97% | 2019-04-29 |
| 11936. | Matt (kirito3141) | 80.88 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |