Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5850. | Basil (kaneki_k3n) | 96.43 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 5851. | JacksonWork (jlouddddd) | 96.43 | 98% | 2023-08-10 |
| 5852. | Zethrian (zethrian) | 96.43 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
| 5853. | Mulosh (mulosh) | 96.42 | 95% | 2018-09-20 |
| 5854. | Joash Emmanuel (wawashie) | 96.42 | 97% | 2013-10-19 |
| 5855. | Shalaquida (shalaquida) | 96.42 | 98% | 2017-05-25 |
| 5856. | Blake (gsolol) | 96.42 | 97% | 2012-11-03 |
| 5857. | Genna (opeitsgenna) | 96.41 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 5858. | klesator (klesse) | 96.41 | 92% | 2011-08-06 |
| 5859. | Tony 🐱👤 (demon0192) | 96.41 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 5860. | Zach (bitani) | 96.41 | 94% | 2013-06-30 |
| 5861. | fabik (fabianww) | 96.40 | 98.3% | 2023-07-11 |
| 5862. | D (soulwang) | 96.40 | 95% | 2015-06-21 |
| 5863. | Martin (megdal02) | 96.39 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 5864. | Christopher (studio) | 96.39 | 93% | 2014-01-31 |
| 5865. | Jason (jasonpny) | 96.39 | 86% | 2012-04-03 |
| 5866. | Sean (blackandwhitemuppet) | 96.38 | 94% | 2011-06-06 |
| 5867. | Vibzy (russellsim213) | 96.38 | 93% | 2015-03-01 |
| 5868. | brooklyn (furretmastr) | 96.38 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 5869. | Larry (malarrya) | 96.38 | 91% | 2013-01-20 |
| 5870. | Michele (captaincrunch) | 96.38 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| 5871. | Ghassan (lightbeam) | 96.37 | 97% | 2013-08-11 |
| 5872. | Yogesh (yogesh86) | 96.37 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 5873. | Buba (emaus4) | 96.36 | 94% | 2012-04-27 |
| 5874. | Remy (merc_borsig) | 96.36 | 96% | 2018-06-14 |
| 5875. | Quintino (quintino123) | 96.35 | 98% | 2022-09-18 |
| 5876. | keripik (_o_k_s_) | 96.34 | — | 2010-09-30 |
| 5877. | Twalk (twalk288) | 96.34 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
| 5878. | Zach (pattzach2) | 96.34 | 97% | 2019-11-28 |
| 5879. | Xachiin (xachiin) | 96.34 | 97% | 2013-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |