So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4786. | Ian (petwoip) | 99.89 | 96% | 2013-07-19 |
| 4787. | K (ksil2) | 99.89 | 95% | 2016-05-17 |
| 4788. | Harry (expadz) | 99.88 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 4789. | robin (robinz) | 99.88 | 98% | 2014-01-22 |
| 4790. | Robert (z1lc) | 99.88 | 95% | 2012-04-26 |
| 4791. | Noah (Dvorak) (noahdvorak) | 99.88 | — | 2009-01-05 |
| 4792. | Vishal (vishvish) | 99.87 | 96% | 2023-01-08 |
| 4793. | (roboaedin) | 99.87 | 98% | 2017-07-01 |
| 4794. | Franz (ppstick) | 99.86 | 99% | 2023-01-08 |
| 4795. | Tiffany (chiffanytin) | 99.86 | 90% | 2012-01-31 |
| 4796. | General (generalmalorn) | 99.85 | 99% | 2023-02-20 |
| 4797. | No (noez) | 99.84 | — | 2009-03-28 |
| 4798. | GDS (gdsnepali) | 99.83 | 97% | 2014-12-04 |
| 4799. | mo (stoney_freckles) | 99.83 | 99% | 2022-07-26 |
| 4800. | Grigor (grigor) | 99.83 | 95% | 2015-08-24 |
| 4801. | domesticturd (domesticturd) | 99.83 | 95% | 2016-01-17 |
| 4802. | brooklyn (furretmastr) | 99.82 | 97% | 2022-09-09 |
| 4803. | Aaron (aa88ron02) | 99.81 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
| 4804. | nika (nika07) | 99.81 | 100% | 2020-11-10 |
| 4805. | Jack (delux10) | 99.81 | 92% | 2015-03-25 |
| 4806. | Nathan (bijunasa) | 99.80 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 4807. | Tiffany (tiffany) | 99.80 | — | 2008-08-14 |
| 4808. | Jimmy (theshadyguy) | 99.79 | 99% | 2021-06-04 |
| 4809. | KJ (snthaoeu) | 99.79 | 96% | 2016-12-14 |
| 4810. | USA! (kieranglaister) | 99.79 | 98% | 2016-03-08 |
| 4811. | Sourabh (sourabhtyping) | 99.78 | 98% | 2012-09-09 |
| 4812. | Victor (victort) | 99.78 | — | 2010-07-26 |
| 4813. | garbyal ✌(-‿-)✌ (garb... | 99.78 | 91% | 2015-05-05 |
| 4814. | relaxx (cloudkid) | 99.77 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| 4815. | MtDewaholic (mtdewaholic) | 99.77 | 99% | 2021-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |