The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10298. | CiscoAdmin (kaszanka12) | 88.46 | 96% | 2020-02-08 |
| 10299. | hannes (hbungenberg) | 88.46 | 99% | 2018-06-28 |
| 10300. | JoJo (yoojeanie) | 88.45 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 10301. | Julia (theyoungwillower) | 88.45 | 98% | 2014-05-11 |
| 10302. | Isaiah (misterbored) | 88.45 | 94% | 2016-07-27 |
| 10303. | Bob (darcee) | 88.45 | 91% | 2014-04-29 |
| 10304. | Sly (sly_) | 88.44 | 97.6% | 2023-11-03 |
| 10305. | wmae (wmae) | 88.44 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 10306. | Kaimetsu (kaimetsu) | 88.44 | 97% | 2020-08-13 |
| 10307. | Joël (bongo13) | 88.44 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 10308. | Jed (jedmedina) | 88.44 | 97.4% | 2023-10-16 |
| 10309. | IonCube (ioncube) | 88.44 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
| 10310. | Tanuj (tanuj23) | 88.43 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 10311. | a (jdlwahaha) | 88.43 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 10312. | j (luckyslayer) | 88.43 | 98% | 2011-10-31 |
| 10313. | Brandon (inbloom) | 88.43 | 94% | 2012-10-26 |
| 10314. | Nick (njwelsh) | 88.42 | 95% | 2011-08-07 |
| 10315. | Pink Memetchi (pinkmemetchi) | 88.42 | 92% | 2013-08-12 |
| 10316. | LeBaby (funnypoopyeater) | 88.42 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
| 10317. | JAY (xmm_jj) | 88.42 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 10318. | The (anuj26022001) | 88.42 | 98% | 2022-11-17 |
| 10319. | Christoph (hackercow) | 88.41 | 94% | 2016-05-01 |
| 10320. | Viktor (pineapple212) | 88.41 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
| 10321. | Dude (hurtreynolds) | 88.41 | 97% | 2017-07-06 |
| 10322. | Roslyn (rustyautoparts) | 88.41 | 94% | 2016-09-13 |
| 10323. | dinqissa (dinqissa) | 88.40 | 96% | 2022-11-19 |
| 10324. | foo (amazon10x) | 88.40 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 10325. | Joe (mynameisclint) | 88.40 | 98% | 2013-10-11 |
| 10326. | Soufiane (shinigami25) | 88.40 | 99% | 2023-06-04 |
| 10327. | Alfonso (topazio88) | 88.40 | 98.8% | 2021-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |