So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4445. | Daniel (danielyso) | 101.05 | 98% | 2019-12-20 |
| 4446. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 101.05 | 100% | 2021-04-21 |
| 4447. | Bojidar (blackenedx) | 101.05 | 95% | 2016-03-17 |
| 4448. | Hoang (hag0n) | 101.04 | 98% | 2013-01-29 |
| 4449. | Justin (jjallday13) | 101.03 | 99% | 2016-09-09 |
| 4450. | Simon (imdahoe) | 101.03 | 95% | 2015-10-08 |
| 4451. | boustrophedon (boustrophedon) | 101.03 | 99% | 2017-12-07 |
| 4452. | Pray Mary's Holy Rosary (ky... | 101.03 | 97% | 2014-04-04 |
| 4453. | Jon (zzrdvark) | 101.03 | 95% | 2013-02-11 |
| 4454. | slowman (slowman69) | 101.02 | 97% | 2019-02-11 |
| 4455. | goal:98%+acc (turnni1) | 101.02 | 91% | 2015-11-13 |
| 4456. | Yogesh (yogesh86) | 101.02 | — | 2011-02-01 |
| 4457. | Alex (dacheng) | 101.01 | 97% | 2016-01-27 |
| 4458. | Feynex (imhidayat) | 101.01 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 4459. | Jawn (yavvaios) | 101.00 | 98% | 2020-07-24 |
| 4460. | ช่วยด้วย (k... | 101.00 | 100% | 2016-12-19 |
| 4461. | mark (thaothesofa) | 100.99 | 99% | 2022-04-13 |
| 4462. | Matthew (mcluzar) | 100.99 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
| 4463. | Dawson (funkemunky) | 100.99 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 4464. | Matthew (nouse4name) | 100.99 | 98% | 2013-04-30 |
| 4465. | phil (phwang) | 100.98 | 96% | 2020-08-04 |
| 4466. | RStyle (rstylebr) | 100.98 | 99% | 2019-12-11 |
| 4467. | Bojack (runninginthe90s) | 100.98 | 95% | 2015-01-15 |
| 4468. | Dave (taxd) | 100.98 | 98% | 2021-10-17 |
| 4469. | tetsu (tetsuro) | 100.98 | 99% | 2012-03-11 |
| 4470. | James (soafe) | 100.98 | 97% | 2011-05-13 |
| 4471. | Pabst (pabst) | 100.98 | 93% | 2017-01-11 |
| 4472. | Ralph (0rni0n0) | 100.98 | 95% | 2011-09-17 |
| 4473. | Mac (baseball17) | 100.97 | 95% | 2014-02-07 |
| 4474. | doodle2552 (doodle2552) | 100.97 | 99% | 2015-06-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |