As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2785. | BEECEE (nukecee) | 107.46 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 2786. | Kerala (qualitystuff) | 107.46 | 99% | 2021-01-10 |
| 2787. | Veedek (veedek) | 107.45 | 98.2% | 2024-07-02 |
| 2788. | Azusk (azusk) | 107.45 | 93% | 2016-12-30 |
| 2789. | cold hands (coldhands32) | 107.45 | 98.2% | 2024-02-20 |
| 2790. | Ryan (ryanengesser) | 107.43 | 96% | 2017-03-25 |
| 2791. | Adolo (foca248) | 107.42 | 97.8% | 2023-10-12 |
| 2792. | Matt (mwanchap) | 107.41 | 99% | 2017-11-08 |
| 2793. | Ivani (ivansingo) | 107.41 | 98% | 2023-01-11 |
| 2794. | Moist (moisturemob) | 107.41 | 100% | 2025-02-04 |
| 2795. | jacob (specterr) | 107.39 | 97.5% | 2023-11-08 |
| 2796. | WhaleVomit (whalevomit) | 107.39 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 2797. | Turbo Topre (spicyfinger) | 107.39 | 99% | 2017-03-23 |
| 2798. | Kevin (kevinhash1) | 107.37 | 97% | 2024-06-12 |
| 2799. | Vib (not_vib) | 107.37 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
| 2800. | Shaggy (shaggy_willem) | 107.36 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 2801. | Malayna (malaynachang) | 107.34 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 2802. | (dev_rec) | 107.34 | 96.2% | 2024-01-18 |
| 2803. | AfterShock (aftershockonline) | 107.34 | 97% | 2022-06-15 |
| 2804. | mgcfrg (mcfrg) | 107.34 | 99% | 2018-01-05 |
| 2805. | Flo (froz3n_wafl3s) | 107.34 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 2806. | 8-ball (mattboy_) | 107.33 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 2807. | Kevin (miniluigi) | 107.32 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
| 2808. | Bobby226 (bobby226) | 107.31 | 96% | 2016-08-24 |
| 2809. | Ayden (yoitsayden) | 107.30 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 2810. | martz (martz71899) | 107.29 | 96% | 2015-10-14 |
| 2811. | . (trihard7) | 107.29 | 99% | 2019-01-06 |
| 2812. | Jack (tzak) | 107.27 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 2813. | a (tinle1307) | 107.27 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 2814. | joe (thiefraccoon) | 107.26 | 93% | 2016-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |