I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13429. | JellyBelly (alhaqiqa) | 79.82 | 99% | 2017-02-06 |
| 13430. | sowhoami (cptsprinklez) | 79.81 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 13431. | Begonia (begonia) | 79.80 | 96% | 2021-05-29 |
| 13432. | tolbi (tolbi) | 79.80 | 92.1% | 2023-11-06 |
| 13433. | farzadjokhi (farzadslowacco... | 79.80 | 98.8% | 2023-10-08 |
| 13434. | MyNameIsGodzLol (mynameisgo... | 79.80 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| 13435. | Taneri (revirial) | 79.80 | 99% | 2019-12-26 |
| 13436. | hi (zazzz) | 79.80 | 98% | 2021-02-16 |
| 13437. | E (derivatives) | 79.80 | 98% | 2019-09-22 |
| 13438. | Kenneth (htoob) | 79.80 | 99% | 2017-12-08 |
| 13439. | aarsh (aarsh333) | 79.79 | 96% | 2024-04-26 |
| 13440. | amine (amichet) | 79.79 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 13441. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 79.79 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
| 13442. | Dominic (dominic1381) | 79.79 | 96% | 2025-03-31 |
| 13443. | Dunkmasta (dunkmasta) | 79.79 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
| 13444. | danymanny (danymanny) | 79.79 | 98% | 2019-04-12 |
| 13445. | Zeek (frostzeek) | 79.78 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 13446. | 12 Pixels (lukakrn) | 79.78 | 97.1% | 2025-02-17 |
| 13447. | Linus (triplelinus) | 79.78 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 13448. | Kent (kentromio) | 79.78 | 96% | 2019-01-11 |
| 13449. | trakovsik (beyazzenci) | 79.77 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
| 13450. | Nezgar (nezgar) | 79.77 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 13451. | Sam (samoc9549) | 79.77 | 95.5% | 2023-11-16 |
| 13452. | Trincy (trainee1) | 79.76 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
| 13453. | Ruth (flirtatiouswizard) | 79.76 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 13454. | ErmaKeef (ermakeef) | 79.76 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 13455. | Olav (thederpygod) | 79.76 | 94.6% | 2021-01-31 |
| 13456. | Omar (atrozyte) | 79.75 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 13457. | Allison (vllisunshine) | 79.75 | 97.7% | 2021-02-22 |
| 13458. | tungmoi (tungmoi) | 79.75 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |