Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1255. | Rifky (nurarihyon12) | 89.23 | 95% | 2018-02-01 |
| 1256. | astafa (toastedcoconut) | 89.21 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
| 1257. | Revan (revanchist) | 89.19 | 98% | 2021-08-04 |
| 1258. | Max (max424) | 89.18 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 1259. | Raunak (englishassignment) | 89.18 | 95% | 2021-08-22 |
| 1260. | Aaron (aaskw) | 89.16 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
| 1261. | Mitchell (mdyer44) | 89.14 | 99% | 2020-05-04 |
| 1262. | Esko (cowwie) | 89.13 | 96% | 2018-07-09 |
| 1263. | Max (cynwyd) | 89.13 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 1264. | Go Easy on Me (ripparian) | 89.11 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
| 1265. | John (seaofnonsense) | 89.09 | 98% | 2019-05-23 |
| 1266. | Elton (etran97) | 89.07 | 97% | 2018-09-11 |
| 1267. | _ (treestaars) | 89.07 | 97% | 2019-02-04 |
| 1268. | zane (magicsoap) | 89.06 | 95% | 2019-07-20 |
| 1269. | Chetan (ch374n) | 89.04 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 1270. | Jordy (mrollie) | 89.04 | 97% | 2018-11-22 |
| 1271. | FrostMountain (frostmountain) | 89.03 | 96% | 2018-03-26 |
| 1272. | Eddie (terminaterjohn) | 89.02 | 99% | 2017-12-28 |
| 1273. | Minh (mn99) | 89.02 | 98% | 2017-11-16 |
| 1274. | Kevin (kev011701) | 89.01 | 98% | 2017-08-28 |
| 1275. | Typer Shark (teodorrd27) | 88.99 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
| 1276. | Feilem (feilem) | 88.99 | 98% | 2019-04-12 |
| 1277. | 𝚲 𝐋 𝐈 𝐒 𝐎 ... | 88.97 | 97% | 2018-06-18 |
| 1278. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 88.96 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
| 1279. | Brian (brianyosua) | 88.95 | 98% | 2020-01-08 |
| 1280. | Michwael Redpants (endlessm... | 88.95 | 99% | 2020-02-10 |
| 1281. | susan (kf7hdw) | 88.95 | 98% | 2019-05-04 |
| 1282. | anT (gregorpingic) | 88.95 | 99% | 2019-09-09 |
| 1283. | Harry (pandasboob) | 88.94 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 1284. | Jakab (schttj) | 88.89 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |