Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1042. | 2finger god (2fingergod) | 73.83 | 97% | 2019-04-07 |
| 1043. | Mark (piluncraeshgt) | 73.82 | 97% | 2018-12-20 |
| 1044. | Flick (rhawn) | 73.81 | 97% | 2019-09-21 |
| 1045. | i love typeracer (iwantprem... | 73.80 | 96% | 2019-04-07 |
| 1046. | Big (pookpok) | 73.79 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 1047. | Lamp (theonlylamp) | 73.77 | 98% | 2020-01-01 |
| 1048. | Jin (jinedin) | 73.75 | 99% | 2018-08-17 |
| 1049. | Durum (durumpitta) | 73.72 | 99% | 2018-03-18 |
| 1050. | Connor (ijaffapodz2002) | 73.71 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
| 1051. | nick1mname (nick1mname) | 73.69 | 98% | 2018-10-09 |
| 1052. | Beagle (beagledantes) | 73.66 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
| 1053. | tnagumo (tnagumo) | 73.64 | 96% | 2017-10-16 |
| 1054. | Nicolas (nicklasg) | 73.63 | 96% | 2017-10-22 |
| 1055. | JiGsaW (homeboy2603) | 73.62 | 96% | 2020-03-02 |
| 1056. | Quotheraven (nherne) | 73.62 | 96% | 2018-03-23 |
| 1057. | soupcansam (soupcansam) | 73.61 | 96% | 2018-02-05 |
| 1058. | FrostMountain (frostmountain) | 73.56 | 96% | 2018-03-30 |
| 1059. | ♿♿♿ (kavalan) | 73.55 | 96% | 2019-03-07 |
| 1060. | Bruno (brunoyb) | 73.55 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
| 1061. | h (kuboss) | 73.54 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
| 1062. | Missy (lovelydy) | 73.49 | 97% | 2019-11-11 |
| 1063. | Darapsas (darapsas) | 73.49 | 98% | 2018-07-30 |
| 1064. | R (rtleo) | 73.48 | 95% | 2018-02-04 |
| 1065. | Rob (robear72) | 73.46 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
| 1066. | Josh (afotypes) | 73.45 | 95% | 2019-08-06 |
| 1067. | Eber (eb3rms) | 73.41 | 95% | 2019-04-20 |
| 1068. | Luckeh (luckeh11) | 73.40 | 97% | 2019-06-18 |
| 1069. | Colonel (connorpro) | 73.36 | 97% | 2019-05-11 |
| 1070. | sfg (nigh) | 73.35 | 95% | 2018-05-17 |
| 1071. | Grand Magus (aimtiaz20) | 73.31 | 99% | 2019-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |