I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1860. | AlexopoulosC (alexopoulosc) | 88.46 | 95.5% | 2024-04-18 |
| 1861. | Not (itsjusttoki) | 88.45 | 97.1% | 2024-11-19 |
| 1862. | Wali (captorcarbon) | 88.42 | 97.4% | 2023-09-22 |
| 1863. | Akribane (aaakribane131) | 88.40 | 96.1% | 2023-08-29 |
| 1864. | Dak (dokato) | 88.40 | 98.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 1865. | tarifwastaken (tarifwastaken) | 88.40 | 97% | 2025-01-23 |
| 1866. | Feiran (taofifi11) | 88.38 | 97% | 2023-10-24 |
| 1867. | utemqezbal (personanongrattta) | 88.37 | 95% | 2025-07-07 |
| 1868. | Zobo (raynmetal) | 88.37 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 1869. | GTC4Lusso (gtc4lusso) | 88.36 | 97.2% | 2024-11-09 |
| 1870. | bugbugbug (big_rory) | 88.33 | 97.1% | 2023-06-23 |
| 1871. | tutnek (tutnek) | 88.32 | 97.4% | 2023-06-21 |
| 1872. | MRLIAUW (mrliauw) | 88.32 | 96.1% | 2024-02-20 |
| 1873. | James (astrozoid) | 88.31 | 96.7% | 2024-08-29 |
| 1874. | milan (slowtypermilan) | 88.29 | 96% | 2024-10-31 |
| 1875. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 88.29 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| 1876. | trileafu (frostingbit) | 88.27 | 97.5% | 2025-05-29 |
| 1877. | The Light Emperor King (the... | 88.25 | 96% | 2024-12-16 |
| 1878. | Austin (135792468) | 88.25 | 97.9% | 2024-01-07 |
| 1879. | RIJU (rijuthetyper) | 88.22 | 96.7% | 2024-12-08 |
| 1880. | Olumba (olombo) | 88.22 | 98% | 2024-09-16 |
| 1881. | akleks (munkedunk123) | 88.22 | 96% | 2024-04-07 |
| 1882. | K1erz (k13rz) | 88.22 | 97.1% | 2023-10-30 |
| 1883. | TroulM (troulm) | 88.20 | 94% | 2024-07-28 |
| 1884. | george (hendlezberg1) | 88.19 | 95.8% | 2025-03-12 |
| 1885. | 2xchop (2xchop) | 88.18 | 96.3% | 2025-01-10 |
| 1886. | Tracking Time (trackingtime) | 88.16 | 97.6% | 2024-08-24 |
| 1887. | Gegug (gegug) | 88.15 | 96.3% | 2023-09-22 |
| 1888. | 🥬 (freshkale_workman) | 88.15 | 95.7% | 2023-09-21 |
| 1889. | TypingNoob (bekarihh) | 88.13 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |