As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14008. | ruohola (ruohola) | 74.38 | 96% | 2023-06-26 |
| 14009. | Fery (feryfoke) | 74.37 | 95% | 2022-10-24 |
| 14010. | Money (moneygo) | 74.37 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 14011. | Marco (adventurek0ala) | 74.37 | 95% | 2022-01-08 |
| 14012. | 3rd Place (bomtombadil) | 74.37 | 93% | 2016-04-07 |
| 14013. | Bacosca (bacosca) | 74.37 | 96% | 2015-06-29 |
| 14014. | sanpet (whoisthis7805) | 74.36 | 96.3% | 2024-10-10 |
| 14015. | Null (chicken1996) | 74.36 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 14016. | Thomas (roarkish) | 74.36 | 97% | 2015-04-26 |
| 14017. | Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) | 74.36 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 14018. | Neeraj (nrjbwj) | 74.35 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 14019. | Stan (stan3999) | 74.35 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| 14020. | I am not telling you (blink... | 74.35 | 95% | 2024-12-16 |
| 14021. | FROST (frostxdemons) | 74.35 | 96% | 2021-10-26 |
| 14022. | ithinktian (ithinktian) | 74.35 | 92% | 2016-08-09 |
| 14023. | Alex (manithan) | 74.35 | 97% | 2018-10-02 |
| 14024. | gaule (gaule) | 74.34 | 95.7% | 2021-02-17 |
| 14025. | anthony (freesubs) | 74.34 | 98% | 2020-01-11 |
| 14026. | Ben (mrjamminkearl) | 74.34 | 95% | 2019-10-03 |
| 14027. | Andrii (shkroba) | 74.33 | 97% | 2022-06-03 |
| 14028. | Joshua (jpcarts23) | 74.33 | 96% | 2025-03-18 |
| 14029. | Vu (vdonline) | 74.33 | 93% | 2017-02-13 |
| 14030. | George (georgedmi) | 74.33 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
| 14031. | Thiago (terjan) | 74.32 | 96% | 2022-01-01 |
| 14032. | Justin (polyphery) | 74.32 | 91% | 2015-12-27 |
| 14033. | kristjon (kristjon) | 74.32 | 94% | 2021-05-30 |
| 14034. | forgedstudios.com/vote (kry... | 74.31 | 97% | 2023-09-13 |
| 14035. | Dave (inotdave) | 74.31 | 95% | 2016-04-12 |
| 14036. | Pete (peteau) | 74.31 | 99% | 2017-06-20 |
| 14037. | electric (tazerling01) | 74.30 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |