So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33223. | JY☄️💤 (uaecuier) | 45.89 | 93% | 2017-05-18 |
| 33224. | Denis (duke_nuken) | 45.89 | 96% | 2012-12-09 |
| 33225. | Sanjar (sanchopilot) | 45.88 | 95% | 2022-04-27 |
| 33226. | Michelle (vallerie06) | 45.88 | — | 2009-12-10 |
| 33227. | Ilia (kholkinilia) | 45.88 | 93% | 2022-07-27 |
| 33228. | keti (keti) | 45.88 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 33229. | tse (nufc_0318) | 45.88 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 33230. | cya (cweetie) | 45.88 | 98% | 2015-10-21 |
| 33231. | juan (juanuzziel) | 45.87 | 95% | 2022-11-21 |
| 33232. | Benjamin (bentheman02) | 45.87 | 96% | 2017-06-22 |
| 33233. | sunylulu (sunylulu) | 45.87 | — | 2009-07-02 |
| 33234. | Dennis (dennis) | 45.87 | — | 2008-08-08 |
| 33235. | Jesse (asunder87) | 45.87 | 91% | 2015-11-09 |
| 33236. | Arifa (meowx2) | 45.86 | 95% | 2021-10-08 |
| 33237. | reuben (reuben_elias) | 45.86 | 94% | 2021-11-20 |
| 33238. | Huang (sonyq) | 45.86 | 95% | 2011-10-15 |
| 33239. | corona (rawpea) | 45.85 | 95% | 2022-11-17 |
| 33240. | Xander (freaxy) | 45.85 | 94% | 2023-03-15 |
| 33241. | Parvez (parvez31) | 45.85 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 33242. | Horizon (hwinangkoso) | 45.84 | 94% | 2019-02-22 |
| 33243. | deera (deerawj) | 45.84 | 95% | 2021-12-30 |
| 33244. | bienhocvobo (bienhocvobo) | 45.84 | — | 2009-07-08 |
| 33245. | Ig (igordykhta) | 45.84 | 98% | 2011-09-30 |
| 33246. | s1n (x_s1n_x) | 45.84 | 93.5% | 2021-02-18 |
| 33247. | Nothingtodo (miaka_chan) | 45.84 | 92% | 2011-08-25 |
| 33248. | Ethan (earcherc) | 45.83 | 95% | 2023-03-11 |
| 33249. | Suresh (sures144) | 45.83 | 90% | 2012-08-04 |
| 33250. | Gabriel (slenders) | 45.83 | 94% | 2020-06-01 |
| 33251. | Caspar (wakyeboy) | 45.82 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 33252. | Mr Strange (gi_prim) | 45.82 | 95% | 2021-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |