Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1383. | cool (seshs) | 93.13 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 1384. | George (gbotev) | 93.12 | 98% | 2017-07-08 |
| 1385. | Aaron (pikachu3004) | 93.11 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
| 1386. | Bill (wyxoor) | 93.09 | 96% | 2020-02-06 |
| 1387. | account deleted (xsession) | 93.09 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
| 1388. | Jennifer (jennig1975) | 93.06 | 98% | 2020-03-23 |
| 1389. | mgcfrg (mcfrg) | 93.06 | 98% | 2018-04-12 |
| 1390. | ren (agauaen) | 93.04 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
| 1391. | Plato (observer_02) | 93.03 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 1392. | Kevin (xrocca) | 93.02 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
| 1393. | a (mb031) | 93.00 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 1394. | Dan (rivalesque) | 92.99 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 1395. | Tej (tejmurudkar22) | 92.94 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 1396. | Archi💢 (gaijjin) | 92.88 | 96% | 2020-02-25 |
| 1397. | OutemuBrown (outemu_brown) | 92.88 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
| 1398. | s a d b o y (a51nx) | 92.87 | 97% | 2019-03-31 |
| 1399. | It'sMe (freakinnickp) | 92.86 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 1400. | safetyfirst (ew221_) | 92.86 | 99% | 2017-07-14 |
| 1401. | Thomas (thomasbriggs) | 92.85 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 1402. | (roiii) | 92.81 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 1403. | ocodile (ocodile) | 92.79 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 1404. | mike (oxfordcomma) | 92.78 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 1405. | Alex (alexcrowns) | 92.76 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 1406. | Herman (hermantam) | 92.76 | 98% | 2018-06-29 |
| 1407. | tstats[wardenod17] (wardeno... | 92.74 | 97% | 2017-07-16 |
| 1408. | Bilbo (bilboballins) | 92.72 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 1409. | immikeylee (immikeylee) | 92.71 | 98% | 2020-06-01 |
| 1410. | Tony (ksmrdero) | 92.70 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| 1411. | Edmund (edmundtyw1) | 92.69 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
| 1412. | Corey (corstar97) | 92.69 | 99% | 2020-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |