I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2428. | Logan (vanlo) | 115.68 | 99% | 2022-07-26 |
| 2429. | Luke (balancedlife) | 115.67 | 98% | 2018-11-20 |
| 2430. | Coach Driver (11_fingers) | 115.66 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 2431. | Henry (hcaocollege) | 115.65 | 99% | 2017-06-19 |
| 2432. | Jesse (sarrod) | 115.64 | 97% | 2025-04-22 |
| 2433. | Chris (slow_but_furious) | 115.64 | 97.8% | 2024-12-06 |
| 2434. | Henry (dumbutgood) | 115.63 | 99% | 2021-03-30 |
| 2435. | Evan (loyalgame3) | 115.61 | 97.8% | 2024-05-24 |
| 2436. | w (wjockel) | 115.60 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
| 2437. | Al Ryan (02sa) | 115.60 | 98% | 2018-05-29 |
| 2438. | Financier (financier) | 115.60 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 2439. | David (elhipercubo) | 115.60 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 2440. | James Kwon (jiminlee) | 115.58 | 99% | 2022-04-20 |
| 2441. | ringo (ringot) | 115.58 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 2442. | kusa (kuuwu) | 115.58 | 98% | 2019-03-01 |
| 2443. | Jacob (zoticus) | 115.58 | 99% | 2017-02-14 |
| 2444. | Douhua2 (douhua2) | 115.54 | 99% | 2025-06-22 |
| 2445. | It'sMe (freakinnickp) | 115.54 | 100% | 2022-02-23 |
| 2446. | Joseph (repeatercreeper) | 115.54 | 97% | 2019-08-29 |
| 2447. | isaiah (reed_sheppard) | 115.53 | 98% | 2025-07-26 |
| 2448. | Tyler (xtios) | 115.53 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 2449. | Mark (tenseimaa) | 115.52 | 100% | 2022-10-03 |
| 2450. | 🇵🇸 (muybien) | 115.52 | 98.3% | 2025-03-29 |
| 2451. | Narumi (udon) | 115.51 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 2452. | KaiKai (kaikai_panda) | 115.49 | 100% | 2022-06-29 |
| 2453. | GTX (1070) | 115.48 | 98% | 2018-08-15 |
| 2454. | Nathan (axewtypes) | 115.47 | 97% | 2025-06-04 |
| 2455. | Ethan (thatonepear) | 115.47 | 98% | 2018-02-14 |
| 2456. | Fickle (mongolo123) | 115.47 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 2457. | mike (mlke) | 115.46 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |